Friday, May 18th 9:00

Y/N
Happy birthday
Abraham Lincoln!
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
What the fuck
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
I'm just going to forget
you said that
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Y/N
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Im ignoring you
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Y/N
HaPpY BiRtHdAy
AbRaHaM LiNcoLn
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Y/N
Anyway day 666
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
*11
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Y/N
Yeah yeah
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Y/N
This question is fun
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Y/N
What person in history
would you have dinner with
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Y/N
This one is obvious
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
If you say Abraham
Lincoln I'm going to
kill you
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Y/N
I was going to say you
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Y/N
Not sure if that's a good
idea anymore
you might poison my food
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Watch your back
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Y/N
You're so blunt that
your jokes come off as more
threatening than funny
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
What the hell would
I change
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Y/N
Idk make it
Sound cute or
Something
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
XD watch you back XD
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Y/N
IT GOT WORSE
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
You're the one who
suggested it
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Y/N
I TAKE IT BACK
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Are you sure?
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Y/N
YES NOW STOP
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Y/N
XD isn't even that
cute
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Y/N
You need that rawr
to make it cute
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
You sound like you want
me to start again
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Y/N
please dont
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Y/N
You still need
to tell me who you'd
like to have dinner with
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
someone normal
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Y/N
Oh!
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Y/N
So someone like me!
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
The exact opposite actually
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Y/N
I'm actually pretty normal
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
As if
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Y/N
I mean compared
to Hanji I'm perfectly sane
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Who is Hanji anyway?
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Some kind of annoying
Glasses wearing idiot?
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Y/N
AAAAAAAA
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Y/N
HOW DID YOU GET
THAT SPOT ON
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Y/N
OH MY GOD WHAT
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Y/N
You're a psychic
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Yeah and I can read your
mind
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Y/N
Really????
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Yeah I learned that you're an
Easily fooled idiot who
Doesn't realize how easy it is
To do a quick google search
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Y/N
Oh
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Y/N
WAIT WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN I SEARCH YOUR NAME
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Please don't
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Y/N
THE TABLES HAVE
TURNEDED
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
I'm looking at your
list of shitty prompts
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
"Day 29 post a picture
of yourself"
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
If you googled me it would ruin the
Point of your stupid challenge
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Y/N
I feel like you're
just saying that so
I won't know what you look like
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Y/N
I do value my challenge so I won't
Google you
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Thank god
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Y/N
Your welcome uwu
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Levi ಠ_ಠ
Stop trying to
be cute
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Y/N
No uwu
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This chapter is mediocre.

DUE TO THE FACT THAT I SPENT MY WEEK WRITING DREAMER. I honestly don't know why I decided it was a good idea to start over.

But hey it turned out great. Please go check it out it's another Levi x Reader that's not as funny as this one but still great.

-Ai