"There was the time that we all got stuck in a tree and Levi made sure we all stayed put!" Isabel had been telling me story after story, while Farlan tried desperately to end the conversation.

ISABEL IS MY # 1

"When you put it that way-" I hesitated, "doesn't it sound like he was too scared to go down?"

"Of course not!" Isabel shook her head indignantly, "it was just the responsible thing to do, we sat there and waited for an adult to find us."

I THINK HE WAS JUST SCARED ???

"Don't you think that's enough?" Farlan interjected for the nth time.

NEVER

"Oh come on," I beamed at him, "don't ruin our fun."

"It's getting late," he completely ignored me, pleading with Isabel, "shouldn't we get dinner?"

BOOOOO

"Oh should we?" That seemed to get through to her.

wow farlan

"I thought we were supposed to be best friends," I sighed, glaring at Farlan. "I suppose we should go find your big brother then."

"Please never say that again," Farlan cringed.

oh?

"For the low low price of switching sides I promise to never ever say it again," I held out my hand to seal the deal. "Say the word and you will never hear me call Levi big brother ever again."

"I'll consider it," Farlan shook my hand.

WHAT

"REALLY?"

"No," he shook his head, walking out of the room with Isabel, "meet us in the dining hall."

NO FUN

"Wait up," I ran after the two of them, "I don't want you to talk about me behind my back."

i have no idea where the dining hall is and i don't want to admit that

"Why would we ever do that?" Isabel frowned, linking her arm with mine, "you're a friend now."

aw

"Really?"

"Of course!"

"I'm in love with you."

"Aren't you dating Levi?"

"Right-"

isabel....

the minute i cut ties with that horrible man

I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS DUNGEON

"Don't you wait on Levi most of the time?" I asked Farlan, "you spent a few hours with us today, wasn't that a problem?"

"I have a mountain of work to get back to, that won't change," Farlan murmured, his expression darkening.

JOIN ME

"He overworks you doesn't he," I shook my head, reaching for Farlan's hand earnestly, "let me know if you need anything."

I MEAN IT

if i could get both of them it would really be wonderful

i need to start drama immediately-

i will slowly tear them away from him

did that sound too evil?

"Farlan can handle it," Isabel shrugged.

why is it that when i make progress with one of you the other one steps in to ruin everything?

"An abusive work environment is something that must be addressed," I shook my head, "I can't believe Levi is letting things get like this."

you know these words have a little less impact when they're coming out of HIS mouth

but i truly believe that

levi definitely cares about them but-

he could be a little easier on them

right?

"I mean," I shook myself out of my thoughts, looking at Isabel and Farlan who had stopped walking to stare at me, "aren't there other people around that he could get help from occasionally?"

farlan has practically been glued to my side since we swapped bodies

even before he knew that something had happened

HE was the one attending to everything

not a maid

farlan

"You have plenty of people around- hold on- why are both of you looking at me like that?" Isabel and Farlan were both frozen, glancing back at each other.

HUH ?????

"You should talk to Levi about that," Isabel sighed, starting to walk again.

"Don't worry about it," Farlan shook his head, falling into step next to Isabel.

THIS DOES NOT SIT RIGHT

"DOES HE HAVE YOU TWO UNDER A VOW OF SILENCE OR SOMETHING? DID HE DO SOMETHING?"

THE SILENCE REALLY IS DEAFENING

"Hurry up, we're almost there," Isabel gestured to me, continuing to walk ahead.

what the hell-

"A-alright," I picked up the pace to catch up.

hold on

if it's something they can't say that means it's a big deal right?

is there something wrong with levi?

but i've been in this body for a few weeks-

and i haven't noticed anything wrong with him

not physically at least

i know there's something wrong with his personality but i don't think farlan and isabel would agree

they've been desensitized

i need to change that

"Isn't that strange?" I muttered to myself, biting at my nail in thought.

"What is?" Isabel.

"Oh nothing."

"Are you sure?" Farlan.

"Certain," I smiled, nodding confidently at the two of them.

should i try to figure out what's wrong with him?

at the very least it would be helpful to farlan and isabel

and-

i kinda hate not knowing things

how do *i* not know something about levi ackerman

as his number one hater i'm supposed to know everything

THAT' ACTUALLY BRINGS UP A MORE PRESSING PROBLEM

I JUST LEARNED THAT LEVI ACKERMAN HAD A SECRET

AND I DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY START BRAINSTORMING WAYS TO EXPLOIT IT

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

BEING IN THIS BODY IS FUCKING WITH MY PRIORITIES

"We're here!" Isabel cheered, banging on Levi's office door.

"Come in," a tired sounding voice called from the other side.

DON'T YOU DARE RUN MY BODY INTO THE GROUND

"Y/N," Farlan pulled me aside before I entered the room, "don't think hard about it."

oh you fool

"Of course not," I put on my most convincing smile, brushing past him into the room.

you've only made me think about it more

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EXTREMELY SLAY CHAPTERS INCOMING

-ARGHMI