"Do you believe in love at first sight?"

"That's a stupid fucking question," Levi grumbled, shaking his head at me.

OK .....

SOMEONE HAS A STICK UP HIS ASS

IF YOU HATE FUN JUST SAY SO

"Well? Do you?"

"Fuck no."

was that so hard-

"Interesting," I leaned back in my seat, waiting for his answer.

take your time we have all day

"Weird-" he muttered, "that's all you're going to say? No whining? No 'Levi you have no sense of romance?'"

oh?

"Sounds like someone wants me to throw a fit," I grinned over at him, "and I agree with you, love at first sight is bullshit."

hate at first sight is real though

i have it with you

feel honored

"-I mean- wouldn't you prefer to actually get to know each other? Love at first sight only exists in fairytales- stories like that don't exist in the real world- just a one way ticket to an early divorce."

"I agree," he nodded, "you're right about something, for once."

we have our moments- makes this whole thing much more interesting

"Ok! Next question- make it interesting."

"Bad habit you've had to overcome?"

uhhhh

"You're picking hard ones-"

"You said to make it interesting."

WHATEVER

"You should tell me your answer after this- I would love to know what perfect Levi Ackerman had to learn not to do," I murmured, thinking about my answer, "something like nail biting would be funny."

"Stop stalling- answer."

"I used to lie to get out of social events all the time-" I answered. "But the more impressive thing I overcame was the urge to throw up every time I saw you."

"Asshole."

"I'm simply answering the question as you demanded," I teased.

ok truthfully i haven't felt like that in awhile

"I used to---when I was younger," he mumbled.

HUH ???

"What was that? I couldn't hear you-"

"I used to sneak out when I was younger," he looked away from me, focusing his gaze on the stack of books in front of him.

AHAHAH

"YOU DID???"

"Shhhh-" he leaned forward, covering my mouth with his hand, "don't be so surprised-"

"Wait wait-" I pushed his hand away, leaning forward, "do you still?"

"What the fuck are we doing right now?"

"This is not sneaking out- this is sneaking around."

we have yet to leave your huge ass castle

"Whatever," he shrugged, "occasionally, not often."

"Where do you go?"

CAN WE SNEAK OUT?

I WANT TO SNEAK OUT

BADLY

"The castle town," he glanced back up at me, "you're way too into this- whatever you're thinking about- stop it."

BOOOOOOO

"We should totally sneak out- I want to see the castle town."

"I want to be back in my body, we can't all get what we want."

BOOO

"Ok I raise a counter- we don't know how to swap bodies, you do know how to sneak out."

clearly

"Maybe."

"REALLY?"

"Be quiet- if we get caught I won't take you."

OK OK

"I'll behave," I sighed, "ok, favorite color?"

"We're still doing this shit?"

"You're having fun- face it."

"Blue."

oh

"That's kinda boring, mine is F/C in case you were wondering."

"Why would I ever need to know that?"

"I mean- if you ever feel the urge to buy me new clothes, I'd appreciate it if you bought things I'll actually wear after all of this," I shrugged. "I'll make sure to buy you a bunch of blue shit."

"That's alright-"

"You sure your heart didn't skip a beat when you heard that I would be getting you a gift?" I winked at him, trailing off into laughter.

"Dream job?"

wow he really didn't want to answer that

"No job."

"Boring."

"Whatever," I shrugged, "place you want to travel to?"

"Trost- the forest," once again he avoided eye contact.

levi ackerman is incredibly shy

"It's less interesting than you think it is- normal people aren't allowed inside."

it's dangerous

"I'm not normal."

wow.....

"That's quite possibly the lamest thing you've said to me-" I paused, "who knows? Maybe the answer to all of this is inside that forest."

but i hope you realize that you would never be allowed to go in alone

"Wouldn't that be convenient," he mused.

it would

"The answer sure as hell isn't in those books," I grumbled, watching as Levi continued to skim through them. "Are you sure this isn't a waste of time?"

"Do you have a better fucking idea?"

"Is that one of your questions?"

"Yes."

"Oh, in that case- no I don't."

"Exactly-" he sighed in exasperation, "if you want to leave you can help by reading."

alright

"Have you ever worn the cloak in your office? The one that billows," I asked absentmindedly flipping through one of the large dusty books, "that's one of my questions."

"A few times, never outside."

a missed opportunity

"What's the point of having all of those magic items if you never use them?" I continued to skim through the pages.

"This counts as one of your questions," he glanced up at me. "Someone's family gets extremely touchy whenever anyone mentions having access to magical items."

"Whatever- that's not my fault."

"Are you going to change it?"

that's a question

probably not

it's dangerous isn't it?

"Not everyone is as well intentioned as you Levi- some people want magical items so that they can hurt people- you want them for nerd purposes."

IM ALL FOR THAT

"Shut the fuck u-" Levi stopped midsentence his eyes glued to something on the page.

"Did you break? What's wrong?"

"The answer was in this book, fuck you."

"How convenient."

"Those counted as questions by the way."

"Fuck you."

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SORRY FOR THE SUPER LATE UPDATE!! i finished finals on tuesday and was busy moving into my apartment wednesday AND THEN had to drive home thursday/start work so i've been swamped

just got my schedule figured out so updates should resume as normal! ty for your patience as always MWAH

- ami