It had been 2 weeks since Ross died, and Joey and Chandler had gone missing.

Rachel sat on the toilet and stared at the pregnancy test that read positive. "Oh no, I can't be pregnant again!" she cried when there was a knock on the door. 

"Rachelle, is everythigalright in there?" said the familiar voice of her good friend, Phoebe. 

When Ross died, Rachel could not manage alone with Branden and Emma, so Phoebe allowed them to stay with her, same with Monica who had lost both her brother and her husband to mysterious circumstances. 

  "I'm pregnant." Rachel blurted out with her eyes teering up. "With who? Who's the father...."

Rachel sighed, "you won't believe this, but it is Gunther. 

There was a silence. "MY HUSBAND?!?" Pheobeyeyled, "HOW COULD YOU SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND?" she shouted at her friend. "Wait, Gunther is your husband? whathappened to mike?"

"Mike died! He's dead, okay? he died, he got run over by a car!" 

Silence filled the room just as Gunther walked into the bathroom. 

Meanwhile...

Back in the graveyard, Joey had just about dug himself and Chandler up from the ground, where they had been married and also had Ross buried on them.

"I can't believe i missed Sunday's game. im so upset." cried Joey as soon as he dug themselves up.

how long had it been? it must've been at least over 5 days... they had to survive off eating earth worms and ross's remains, and breathe through the flowers in the grave (photosynthesis!!!).

"Joey, I'm sure a football game is the LEAST of our worries rn!!" shouted Chandler, looking around crazily. hecouldnt believe this! he thought married life with a man would involve less inhailing farts and dead body gas.

"I need to tell monica and my son and daughters about us.... and we need to think about getting them and moving in together too you know." said chandler upsetly.

"ok" joey answered, trying to bury ross back up,  then kissing chandler with a sexy half smile.

"you're hot when you get all flustered liek that you know..." joey chuckled, slapping Chandler on the back heartily and givin him another kiss, then they both leaving.

little did they know, Brian from Payroll was watching them from afar, sipping his coffe...

to be continued...

to be continued.