"You look so scary petting them," I choked on laughter, watching as Ymir awkwardly crouched down to feed the cats.

LAKSHD

THEY HAVE CLASHING AESTHETICS

THIS IS HILARIOUS

"What are you trying to say?" She turned around, glaring at me.

"NOTHING NOTHING!"

just that you're uhmmm rlly sexy and cool but bc of tht ur actually terrifying n so u sitting next 2 the cats is very hmmmmmmm

"Look, they love me more than you."

"IMPOSSIBLE! COME HERE BABIES!"

i understand if they don't come ! i wouldn't <3

Mr Squid glanced over at me before happily trotting over to me, Buttered Noodles didn't even glance over at me, staying comfortably nestled in Ymir's arms.

TRAITOR-

BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU <3

PASS FOR NOW

"Whatever, I like this one better anyway," Ymir shrugged, rolling her eyes.

WHAT-

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???????"

RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE

"I said what I said, Buttered Noodles is much cuter than Mr Squid."

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

"You're sick."

"It's just the truth."

WHA

"They're both perfect- it's wrong to compare them to each other, you might make them self conscious." I pouted playing with Mr. Squid's paws.

"They're cats."

"SO????? THEY HAVE FEELINGS! YOU'D BE UPSET IF I STARTED COMPARING YOU TO SOMEONE ELSE THE ENTIRE TIME-"

"They're cats."

"THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU ARE!"

WAYYYY NICER

"Are you sure about that?"

"THEY'RE CUTE, LOVING, KIND, AND GORGEOUS <3"

"I feel like you've definitely made a tweet or two about me using those words."

"NO YOU'RE MORE, HOT, SEXY, COOL, AND FUNNY <3"

"I'm touched."

"Ok now compliment me (:"

"No <3"

"MEAN"

"I told you before, you're cute."

<333333

"Careful, I'm going 2 fall in love with you <3"

"Isn't that the point?" She smirked, winking at me.

AAA ????

ymir

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ALSO YES IK THT ISNT HISTORIA I COULDNT FIND A PIC OF HER THT I LIKED <3

sorry that this chapter is a bit shorter! i hope y'all like it xoxo

- ameeeee