Mission: go along with Hanji and also stop her but also get info on the date- start.

Ok Y/N you got this you just have to act natural and pray that the card was really enough to get Levi to help you.

That card was fabulous what are you on.

Self doubt.

"Hey Hanji." I murmured shuffling into the kitchen.

I love you whatever happens today was just me trying to save my friendships I swear.

"Hey Y/N you still in on everything? Eren and Mikasa still believe the thing about your secret lover right?" She said in a hushed voice staring me down.

"Of course they do I'm your best agent for a reason." I scoffed tossing my hair back over my shoulder.

"I can always trust you Agent L/N." She saluted marching back to the table to take a long drink of her coffee.

Yes you can!

No she can't.

Go away.

"Speaking of my secret lover do you think we'll have time to go check on him- I bet he's feeling lonely all alone with my Mom." I murmured filling up my cup with F/D.

I wanna squish my baby.

"wAIT Y/N YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A SECRET LOVER?????" Hanji slammed her hands on the table.

Yeah he's my squishy wishy kitty cat.

"That idiot has a lover?" Levi appeared out of nowhere.

MY SQUISHY KITTY.

"Yeah I do and I want to see him." I grumbled plopping down on the couch.

I WANNA PET HIM.

"WAIT Y/N YOU HAVE TO TELL US MORE WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE!" Hanji screamed probably destroying the sound quality of the mics.

OK OK!

"Well he's really really soft- like his fur is really really really soft."

"I've heard enough about him." Levi left the room.

WOw what a loser I'm just talking about my kitty.

"oH IT'S YOUR CAT!" Hanji beamed at me jumping up from her seat.

EYSYES MY KITTY WITTY.

"Of course you would describe your cat like that." Levi scoffed once again magically appearing right next to us.

Of course you wouldn't know what I meant.

"Of course we can go see your kitty!" Hanji squealed rushing over to engulf me in a large warm hug.

"THANK YOU SO MUCH!" I beamed back squeezing her even harder.

MR SQUID IM COMING HOME.

10 o'clock rolled around the corner real fast.

Mission start.

"Ok Y/N the restaurant Mikasa and Eren are supposed to get lunch at is right ahead." Erwin passed me a small piece of paper that Hanji had obviously written some last minute directions on.

Are these the commands from headquarters?

"Ok I got it." I nodded stiffly saluting at Commander Erwin.

"You guys are going to give me a headache you're literally just going to spy on Mikasa and Eren. What's next Squad Leader Levi and Hanji I swear." Levi grumbled staring at us dumbfounded.

Shut up you're not even really part of this you just have to stop Erwin and Hanji from doing anything too bad.

"Squad Leader Levi?" I laughed.

I can see it.

"You know Levi would totally be the leader of some elite force." Erwin chuckled opening the door to the car putting on a pair of dark glasses.

Very nice undercover look.

"Both of you can shut up blood is disgusting and dirty I would never." Levi stepped out of the car pulling out a pair of tweezers to get rid of a single hair on his eyebrows.

He did one thing but he suddenly looks completely different. Levi who I only know Leroy.

I grinned up at both of them before pulling out a top hat.

We're doing this in style.

"Ok Gentlemen I'm ready." Levi extended a gloved hand pulling me out of the car.

One day you're gonna like me enough to take off the gloves.

What am I kidding Levi probably wouldn't even kiss anyone without putting like a protective cover on his lips or something.

We can work with that.

Can we?

Probably not to be honest.

"Ok you all know the drill split up and try to avoid detection." Erwin commanded resting a hand on each of our shoulders.

I might die today so Levi should know that I don't think he's the worst.

"Hey Levi." I started pausing to watch Erwin leave.

"Yeah I know the drill no need to tell me- I just have to take out Hanji and Erwin and spare you." He yawned turning away to go after Hanji.

That's not really what I was going to say but good luck.

"Wait!" I shouted after him- he stopped turning around.

UHHH WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY.

"Good luck with Erwin I imagine he'll be hard to take down." I beamed back at him.

"Don't worry about me I can do just fine on my own." He muttered his face still and stoic.

It's that sort of thinking that gets people killed.

"Whatever you say Mr. Man." I sighed turning on my heel.

Time to go undercover.

EAT MY FAAACCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I entered the restaurant scanning the small establishment for any sign of my targets.

Are they seriously not here yet?

"Oh hey Y/N!" A cheerful male voice piped from right behind me.

WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED TAKE ME AWAY.

"Oh uh hi Eren." I muttered as my soul drained out of my body.

You weren't supposed to know I was here.

"I thought you were going to go see your 'secret lover' or something." Eren laughed his bright eyes boring into my soul.

He can see my lies.

"Uh yeah bye Eren." I smiled at him briefly before pushing away and heading outside.

Good thing Mikasa didn't see me she wouldn't have to even speak to me to know I was working for Hanji.

I relaxed against the side of the building before pulling out my phone.

Guess I have to tell them the plan failed.

"Hey Hanji I was spotted I'm gonna return to the car there's not much I can do." I groaned looking around the parking lot.

Wow Squad Leader Levi is rlly gonna be disappointed isn't he :/

"Y/N I just saw Levi fighting Erwin thank you so much!" Mikasa rounded the corner staring at me.

SHE CAN SMELL MY LIES.

"BYE HANJI." I shouted dashing for the car.

I'm gonna die.

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HECKKKHJKHSKAJHS YEAH

- AI