"Levu wevu can u pass the syrup?" I asked glancing down at the mountain of pancakes in front of me.

Pwease

"Nasty," he muttered glancing my way.

Pass it peas.

"Levi don't say that about my baby Y/N!" Hanji scolded patting my shoulder, "here you go Y/N." She passed me the syrup.

Hanji is the only one here who loves me <3

"The pancakes here are mediocre I could do a way better job," Eren muttered absentmindedly shoving another forkful into his mouth.

You're eating a lot for someone who just criticized them but ok go off.

"You should go back there and show them how it's done," Erwin teased reaching over the smaller boy for a napkin.

Wow I guess all the men in this household are rude.

"You know what I should!" Eren grumbled getting up from his seat.

wHAT.

"Eren don't you think that this is a bit-" Mikasa trailed off.

Rude?? Strange??? Gutsy????? So Eren of him?????

"I'm going!" He repeated marching off to the back of the diner.

He's really doing this wtf.

"Hell yeah you go Eren down with the pancakes!" Hanji encouraged laughing hysterically.

HANJI THIS ISN'T A JOKE.

"Hanji you-"

"What's the problem he's just joking lolol."

Nope no he isn't

"Hanji you're incredibly misguided." Levi muttered taking a long sip of his orange juice- holding the straw like a cigarette- smoking is bad for your lungs.

For once I agree with you Levi.

"Let me show you how to do rEAL PANCAKES!" I could hear Eren screaming from inside the kitchen.

I can't believe he's doing this.

"Oh my god he's actually doing it," Hanji muttered.

SHE CAUGHT ON ABSOLUTE QUEEEN <3 <3 <3 <3

"So I assume we're going to pretend to not know him?" Erwin asked his eyes wandering around the group.

Erwin you cruel cruel man.

"I mean of course."

"Yeah."

"Oh definitely."

"That's not even a question lol."

We're bad people.

"He's gonna hate us," I said gently slamming my foot down on Levi's toes.

"I already hate you- I'm sure you can handle it," Levi replied kicking my shin back.

Thanks bae.

"WOW SO STINKY OF YOU I'LL HAVE U KNO THAT I CARE ABOUT EREN'S OPINION MORE THAN YOURS SO SUCK IT LAME LITTLE MAN."

HAHA TAKE THAT

"Says the girl who couldn't look at me without blushing like a two year old," he taunted raising an eyebrow.

First of all you were also blushing second of all you like this two year old which is a little gross considering ur a grown man.

"AWWW BABIE Y/N WAS BLUSHING ILYSM U CUTIE PATOOTIE!"

"SKKSKSK HANJI IT WAS EMBARASSING ASHDKHSDJHSD."

"OH SHUT IT BAEBIE GOOSIE U LIKE HIM SO MUCH IT'S SO CUTE YOU ABSOLUTE ANGEL."

I LOVE U HANJI BUT I DON'T LIKE HIM AT ALL NOPE NOPE NOPE HE IS A RUDE MAN.

"You like me?" Levi spoke up glancing away.

Who's blushing now baybie fr0ge???

"I never said that."

"You and Hanji are practically the same person :/"

What does that say about how u feel about her hUH

"WOW WE'RE TWINNING!"

"IM TELLING YOU MY PANCAKES ARE THE BEST!" Eren screamed as the kitchen doors were forced open.

Oh my god what did he do.

"If you want a position at this establishment you have to go through the interviewing process not through the kitchen."

U tell him Chef man.

"WAIT LOOK THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS THEY CAN TELL YOU HOW GOOD MY PANCAKES ARE!"

NO NO NO I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND PANCAKE.

"Actually can we get the bill? We were just about to leave," Levi said calmly completely ignoring Eren.

HA HAH AH

You're so mean Y/N

SO ARE YOU NASTY.

"GUYS."

"Are we going to split the bill or???" Mikasa asked reaching for her bag.

Oh right money.

"Levi can totally handle it!" I cheered patting his shoulder.

Yes yes yes.

"Since when can I handle it?" He muttered pulling out his credit card.

You're doing it now.

"SERIOUSLY I KNOW THEM DONT KICK ME OUT I HAVE TO FINISH EATING," Eren continued to protest fighting against the waitstaff.

Haha bye stranger.

"He's going to leave the house if we continue to be bullies." Hanji murmured.

Ah Hanji my sweetie you are so much more compassionate than I.

"Let him," Levi snorted watching dully as he was dragged out of the resturant.

Levi my sweetie you are so cold and heartless.

"Can we get that to go?" I asked pointing at Eren's half eaten meal.

Y/N my sweet you are so neutral ily <3

I love you 2 sweetie pies.

AWW W WW w W W W w w W W

"IM GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!" Eren shouted at us pounding his fist on the window.

Aggressive.

"Ok let's go," Erwin sighed grabbing the takeout container.

We're gonna die.

"We're all going to hell," Mikasa muttered pushing open the glass doors.

You don't say.

"I HATE ALL OF YOU- YOU SHOULD'VE STEPPED UP AND DEFENDED ME!" Eren followed close behind us.

Hey I wasn't the one who told you to go in there.

"Y/N!"

Oh No.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING??"

Dude I made sure we kept your food ://////

"I mean Mikasa didn't say anything either ://////////////////////"

"://///// isn't a word brat."

Nasty.

"Shut up Levi ://////////////"

"YOU'RE RIGHT! ERWIN WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO GO DO THAT?" Eren whirled around his glare pushing Erwin back into a car.

dDDAGANANGAJGDSJAD.

"Hanji, Mikasa, Y/N," Levi muttered glancing at the large car, "lets go."

Bye bye Erwin and Eren !

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