"I can't believe you want to be seen in public wearing that."

"I can't believe you aren't wearing the suit you disgrace (:!!!"

Idk why I'm even heRE this is duMB!

Y/N :/// ur in here bc u like him ://///

N-no i hate him

Not cute

Ugh fine

"No way :/" Levi turned away from me his attention now solely on the road.

Sometimes i wish u were more emotional :/

"You're lame." I paused scowling, "pull over I'm leaving!"

Breathing the same air as you is killing my vibe

Say vibe one more time and I kick you out

ViBE

"Y/N-"

"Yeah yeah I know what you're going to say, 'Y/N sit still for one *curse word* minute! I'm doing this to clear up your image! Get that stupid Peppa Pig thing away from me *lots of curse words* >:((((("

That's right Levi I am a mind reader!

"I know you don't want to do this just- stick it out ok? I'll make it worth it." Levi hesitantly rested a hand on my shoulder.

Get ur hand OFF OF ME

"Fine let's get there fast I don't want to spend all day doing this!"

WHY ARE U SO TEMPERMENTAL 2 DAY

I DONT KNOW WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY 2 DAY

GIRL STOP INSULTING URSELF WE PRACTICE SELF LOVE EXCLUSIVELYYY

OK FINE UR RIGHT LUV U BOO~

OFC OFC

"Yeah whatever," Levi sighed returning to his normal self

Eye-

"You could care A LITTLE more!"

"Y/N everytime I care you don't care so I'm just going to give up."

I told you that being stubborn like that was going to get you in trouble.

"Oh..." I trailed off my eyes glazing over. "I'm sorry. I've been really bad lately I mean- there's a lot going on but that's really no excuse."

Bad girl

Please stop this is serious

Ok!

"No don't apologize- you can't control your disinterest it's fine." He bit his lip, "let's just get this over with so you don't have to suffer anymore."

You're wrong

"Just because I'm being difficult doesn't mean I hate you!" I scolded, "ACTUALLY IF WE'RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW IT'S PROBABLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE YOU STUPID OLD MAN!"

Was that a confession bc u did it bad u rlly need 2 let me take control sometimes.

IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID IM STUPID

Levi coughed LOUDLY.

Haha u suck

HHHHH IS IT 2 LATE TO TAKE IT BACK???

HA PROBABLY!

"Did you really mean that stupid idiot pig?" He leaned toward me studying my eyes.

Nows ur chance.

UHHHH HE'S TOO CLOSE??? I CANT THINK???????? I HATE HIM?????

JUST SAY IT THEN!

"Of course I did ugly."

Oh my god

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT 2 SAY

U tried 2 lie but ur heart said no!

"Then-"

"Shut up- just be quiet hang on," I murmured slamming my head into the dashboard repeatedly.

AAAAAAA

IDK IM JUST AS FREAKED OUT AS YOU ARE I WASN'T PLANNING THIS AT ALL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Y/N stop doing that."

"Absolutely not I deserve this."

"Stop." Levi protested putting out a hand to stop me.

Oh no.

My head continued forward with the force of 500 peppa pigs stampeding on scooters.

Levi didn't have enough time to pull away

His hand died that day

"Oh my god I'm so sorry," I repeated for the 50th time glancing at Levi who was staring in shock at his hand.

"I'm not going to be able to drive- we should just head back." Levi muttered a dejected look overcoming his face.

:/

"What were we going to do?" I asked staring out the window at the line of cars passing us.

"I don't know nothing much- just like walk around, go window shopping, I figured you would like that."

I mean it's fun but I think YOU'RE the one who wants to do it

"You wanted to do all that right? Lets go then. I can drive us (:"

"Really? I thought you didn't feel comfortable driving?"

"I've been practicing with Erwin it will be easy (:::"

... NO YOU HAVENT??

"What's worse your driving or the state of my hand?" Levi asked dryly silently judging me as I struggled to park the car.

"SHUT UP IM DOING THIS FOR YOU!"

"And I appreciate it but-"

"YEAH SO SHUT IT AND ENJOY THIS!"

U know Y/N being bold like that is kinda sexy *blushign emoji*

Damn ikr *cat heart eyes emoji*

Uh wow Y/N do u wanna make out *kissy cat emoji* ???

"Do you want help?"

"Yeah ):" I muttered watching as Levi got out of the car signalling for me to back up.

That's also a little sexy...

"OMG I DID IT!"

"Took you long enough," he sighed opening my door for me.

His hand...

"Uh hey Levi I'm sorry for being like that it was uncalled for. It's ok if you don't want to talk about it or see me ever again. I give you full permission to leave the house without me!" I blurted out gently pushing away his outstretched hand.

That was rude of u he was being a gentlemAn

"Y/N you're such a hypocrite- stop assuming shit about me." Levi lashed out, "I li- no I fucking love you."

A CURSE?

OH MY GOD U BUTT WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT!!

I DONT CARE ABOUT UR MOMENT WHAT MATTERS IS THE CURSE WORD!

"Levi I love you but- I can't date someone who confesses to me like that!" I blurted out.

GOOD NOW HE KNOWS

WHAT DID U DO

IM JUST LAYING DOWN SOME RULES IF WE DONT CRACK DOWN ON BAD BEHAVIOR NOW WE WONT BE ABLE TO TELL HIM NO WHEN HE ASKS FOR MONEY TO SUPPORT HIS GAMBLING PROBLEM.

"What do you mean? I thought you liked me why would you do that otherwise?" Levi was obviously flustered.

GOOD HE SHOULD BE WORRIED

"Look it's not that I don't love you- I do it's just that's some strong language mISTER I'M PERSONALLY OFFENDED THAT U WOULD THINK OF SWEARING LIKE A BEAR IN FRONT OF ME IM DISGUSTEED!"

SHDASKJDHKJH F SGDJSAGD SKJDHSADJ

"You're mad about cursing?"

"Yeah..."

DONT HATE ME

"Well shit, maybe we shouldn't date."

MAD NOISES

"THERE U GO AGAIN!"

THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE

"I'm just teasing you come on let's get going," he held out a hand.

Let's get this started

_______________________________

ok chickens

- IA