These are two of my favorite people in the entire world...

My imaginary best friend since around 2nd-3rd grade, Pip, and me as a Mary Sue: more confident, prettier, better, funnier... Daughter of an OC and an OC in herself I guess...

But not?  She's like me?

Am I the only one that puts a bit of myself into every OC I have?

I put more than a bit of myself into Xhos...

There's a lot of me from a year ago in there.

So...

I hope you think it's funny...

Sorry about ignoring everybody on here...

I posted something about it on my announcement thingy.

Xhosa: bolded

Pip: underlined

it's all italic-ed because they're talking telepathically.  it works if you're me and you hated life when you created this safe haven for yourself about a year ago...

Story:

Hey, Pippie!

You know I hate it when you call me that.

Exactly my point, dear brother. So gimme somethin to doooo! Imma bored lil baby... Pleasie???

Go eat a leaf.

I would never eat Leaf! We're engaged! You... You horrible person you! Ugh!

Why thank you. Now leave me alone! You may slack off, but I'm going to study!

But that's no fuuuun! Please entertain me? I'll give you food!

Oh no. I'm so extremely frightened. My one weakness. Food. Oh dear. Me oh my.

You can stop patronizing me now, jerk.

Now will you leave me alone?

Can we make a compromise?

Depends. What's in it for me?

Hey, Mr. Savvy Man has finally gotten good at this stuff! Fine... If you go for a ride with me, I'll... I'll...

Give me your entire secret stash of chocolate that apparently nobody knows about.

*dramatic gasp* PIP!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

*snickers* Xhos, there is no hiding chocolate from me.

Are you sure we haven't switched personalities? Usually I'd be the one saying that. ... OHMYGOODNESSWEHAVESWITCHEDPERSONALITIESOHNOI'MADORKNOWWAAA!!!

... Xhosa, we haven't switched personalities. Really, if we had, I'd be freaking out right now. And I wouldn't have my voice, either, would I? Really, kid, we're ourselves.

Phew, I thought I was... Eugh... You! Yucky.

I can't tell if that's an insult or a compliment...

Screw you.

I'd say you wish-

YOU PERVERT! I'M GONNA CALL MOM-

XHOS XHOS I WAS KIDDING I SWEAR-

Y'know I'm watching you right now, right?! HAHAHHA, YOUR FACE IS HILARIOUS!!!! Like I'd tell Mom...

You'd better not be in my vents or else.

I-I'm not in y-your vents!
...
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME-

Poor baby.

You got me, didn't you. Screw you. Again.

I'd say you wish... Again... but you'd probably go on a perv rant.

So... Does that count?

Oh HECK no. Not in the slightest.

Darn.

Love you~

Love me too. Can you let me go now? I think I heard something that needs m̶e̶d̶d̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ I MEAN WATCHING AND DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE!

Mom told me to keep you out of trouble.

... I'll pay you.

How much...?

Aha, knew you had a weakness!

Nah-ah, I said 'how much...?' not 'of course my beloved sister I defer to your wishes and you rule the world.'

Oh, die.

So, how much?

Fifty?

We both know you don't have that.

True... Hey, I'll give you... I'll set you up with my fanfics!

I-I'M NOT A FANGIRL-

You're right, you're a fanboy. So... Floof? The floofiest floof??

... Go on, I'm not watching you...

Aha, knew you were my favorite brother!

I'm your only brother, and if I don't have those fluff fanfics by tonight, you have to do everything I say. For a week. As payment for the fifty bucks you owe me.

I'd kiss your head if I wasn't stuck in your vents by you. Of course, beloved brother.

Go away. I'm not holding you in the vents anymore.

Heck yeah! Bye, Pip!

Don't tell Mom.

Sure, sure. If I tell her, we'll both get in trouble.

Goodbye.

Bye!

AND YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ANY EVIDENCE-

BBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

XHOSA RENATA RAEN DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID-

She's gone.

Crud.

I hope you liked it, I wrote it in happier times I guess.

Have a good day/night (whenever you get this).