HOLLA JIKOOKIES 

NICO IS BACK 

STILL NOT WRITING BUT IM KINDA BACK

I WILL SOON, BUT FOR NOW, I CAN ONLY ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG

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jungkook ;

How did tae react when he caught you and jimin😂😂😂

He was more pissed about the fact that he didn't get to see it happen with his own eyes rather than us actually doing it on his own damn bed...

He went home pretty late with Yoongi and we all know why.

Fuck me kookie? Pwease

I don't think Jimin would like that one bit...

In a day can you not think about jimin? I love u kookie♡

That's like asking Yoongi not to be whiny bitch for once in his life lmao. 

But I love you too. 

I love you. That's all I gotta say

Aww, that's so sweet and everything but I'm dedicated to Jimin.

How do you feel after that? I LOVED YOUR BLOGS , I SWEAR I WOULD HAVE BEEN A BIG FAN OF YOURS LIKE JIMIN. DO YOU NOT WRITE ANYMORE?

Sorry, how do I feel after what? I'm so confused but I'm glad you enjoyed my blogs. I'll be back writing soon enough. 

Why do you love Jiminnie so much ? What makes you go so crazy over him ?

EVERYTHING. Jesus Christ. He's the sweetest mochi I've ever met. No, scratch that. He's the ONLY ORIGINAL MOCHI. Have you even seen him dance? It's like he's flying...with my heart in his hands. That little bitch, honestly. Even though he's annoying sometimes, I still love him. I know it's not his fault the world's cruel to him and that he's become the jerk that he is now haha 

Marry me?

If I could clone myself, I would. I'd marry you. 

Sooo you.. Jimin.. Vlive... Explain! Anyways what's the first word that comes to mind when you hear the name Jimin???

What else is there to explain? You saw everything. It's the least subtle we could have ever been.

What comes to my mind when I hear the name Jimin?

"Love."

Oh shit-

Yoongi no-

Please I didn't mean to be so- 

hoseok ;

Why touchmyhorsie....why hoesoek (and I didn't spell it wrong)

Oh, you know very well what that "horsie" means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Why be a sasaeng like Jungkook when you can be a hoe?

You too fuck me?

What time? And where?

Are you gonna confess to Tae?

Will the moon ever stop shining? 

Soo you and Tae??

Me and Tae???

Hurry before Yoongi confesses 😞

I don't understand...

Marry me hoseokie

Without a second of hesitation if you're Taehyung-

FUck-

I mean-

Are you going to fight for Tae Tae ?

Author-nim will cut my dick and shove it down my throat if I say anything more about that.

yoongi ;

Why do you intimidate people into getting what you want when you could just ask nicely? Also good luck with tae he's a handful😂😂😂

Who in this world gets what they want simply by asking nicely? 

No one. 

Exactly.

Why do you act like you don't give a fuck when you actually do? Ooh and Oppa you're awesome, go get Tae Tae.

The more fucks you give, the more fucks you lose, child. 

And yes, I know I'm handsome.

Please tell Tae how you feel soon before everything turns to hell please 🙏💕

What is there to tell when you got no feelings? 

FOR GODDAMNED SAKE MARRY TAEHYUNG ALREADY

I'm not a big fan of commitment.

Why do you like Tae Tae ?

Who said I did?

namjoon ;

You should send jin a song by this guy named Rap Monster, it's called "Expensive Girl"😂😂

DUDE THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT. YOU ONE MAD GENIUS, BOI.

You and Jin are goals

I KNOW, RIGHT.

NAMJIN HURRY PLEASE💕💕

I'm trying my best, kid. Don't worry, anything can happen as long as you believe in yourself.

As my friend, Caro (A/N: IDK WHY I CAN'T TAG SO I'LL JUST SAY CARO) said...

" You believe, you receive ❤️ "

Okay so smart boi, how do i loose weight? I tried excercising, i tried dancing, i tried dieting, my fats aint leaving even inch. 

You don't have to lose weight, baby. You're beautiful just the way you are. Your fats ain't leaving you because they know themselves it's difficult to leave someone as beauteous and breathtaking as you. (A/N: I'm so sorry) 

MAKE NAMJIN SAIL PLEASE

We'll cruise that ship together.