i woke up today and thought, "you need to man the fuck up and do what you want and that is to write, now get the fuck up you lil bitch"

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[groupchat]

touchmyhorsie:
did you guys knooooow

moonimooni:
that jin's gay? yes. yes, i did.

iraplikejayz:
WHEN WILL YOU STOP HARASSING ME

moonimooni:
when you stop denying your feelings for me

iraplikejayz:
i don't have to deny what don't exist

moonimooni:
keep telling yourself that, honey ;)

touchmyhorsie:
OKAY SERIOUSLY THAT WASNT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

touchmyhorsie:
JIKOOK IS FINALLY CANON

swaginmyheart:
it's long been canon wdym

iraplikejayz:
OMFHDJSBNSNDNBSN

moonimooni:
I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT

swaginmyheart:
also, me and yoongi just went on a date yesterday

moonimooni:

iraplikejayz:
tae did u inhale your gas again

swaginmyheart:
NO ITS REAL

swaginmyheart:
tell em hobi

swaginmyheart:

touchmyhorsie:
awww jimin is so cute there <3

iraplikejayz:
he always is wdym

iraplikejayz:
he took after his mother

moonimooni:
and his father

iraplikejayz:
^ which isn't you

swaginmyheart:
HOBIIIII

touchmyhorsie:
damn boi oKAY

touchmyhorsie:
they actually did

moonimooni:
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU SON

swaginmyheart:
thanks dad it means a lot

iraplikejayz:
what the fluffy kumamon heavens of beach up the jibooty

touchmyhorsie:
^ did u accidentally take tae's medicine

iraplikejayz:
no

moonimooni:
isn't the medicine supposed to get tae to calm down

touchmyhorsie:
it always does the opposite

swaginmyheart:
gASP

moonimooni:
you see everyone finally getting together jin-hyung and you still act like you don't want this d

iraplikejayz:
YOU need some of tae's medicine

touchmyhorsie:
I JUST TOLD YOU GUYS IT ONLY MAKES TAE WORSE

swaginmyheart:
y'all talk as if i ain't here wow friendship

pandabines:
what is going on

swaginmyheart:
OMG BABE HI I MISSED YOU

pandabines:
i'm literally in your living room while you're taking a shit

swaginmyheart:
LET ME BE SWEET FOR ONCE

pandabines:
you're always clingy

swaginmyheart:
yknow who else was clingy last night when i got home

pandabines:
definitely not me

swaginmyheart:
oh idk maybe it's jimin's ass sticking on your dick

swaginmyheart:
ON MY FUCKING BED

iraplikejayz:
HOLY MOTHER OF JISOOS 

touchmyhorsie:

moonimooni:
shots fucking fired

milknsalad:
*iNFiREs

touchmyhorsie:
well who tf

iraplikejayz:
NAMJOON DID U ADD HIM AGAIN

moonimooni:
ITS NOT ME THIS TIME

milknsalad:
relax hoes i have my ways

swaginmyheart:
this is hardly the time, hater

milknsalad:
i come in peace

pandabines:
i have no idea what is going on

touchmyhorsie:
you're always confused jungkook

pandabines:
tru

iraplikejayz:
OK BUT HOW DID JIKOOK GET FROM I HATE U LIL BITCH PHASE TO DADDY LET ME CUM

moonimooni:
istg if you're still not gay jin

iraplikejayz:
THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME NAMJOON

touchmyhorsie:
important questions shall be answered

milknsalad:
this is the quality chat i've been looking for

swaginmyheart:
SHUT UP WHO ARE YOU EVEN

milknsalad:
you just kissed me yesterday and you  suddenly don't know me anymore?

pandabines:

moonimooni:
ARE YOU YOONGI

milknsalad:
no shit, you clueless swines

swaginmyheart:
I

milknsalad:
HI

touchmyhorsie:
welp that's my cue to leave

-touchmyhorsie left the group-

swaginmyheart:
WHAT

swaginmyheart:
NOOOOOO

milknsalad:
taehyung

swaginmyheart:
THAT BITCH ALWAYS LEAVES WHEN I NEED HIM

milknsalad:
u don't need no one but me

moonimooni:
kinky ;) ;) ;)

pandabines:
:----)

milknsalad:
how is that even kinky jesus get your horny asses away from me

iraplikejayz:
finally someone knows how i feel

swaginmyheart:
are you trying to kill me yoongi

milknsalad:
no but sorry i never told you it was me

swaginmyheart:
aw bb it's ok

milknsalad:
calling me "baby" is a little too far

swaginmyheart:
BUT

moonimooni:
he prefers "daddy"

iraplikejayz:
^ wILL yOu sToP

swaginmyheart:
thanks mom

iraplikejayz:
pas de problème

pandabines:
since when did mom speak french

moonimooni:
la paris is where your mom and i met

-iraplikejayz kicked moonimooni out of the group-

milknsalad:
hahahahahahaha

pandabines:
i have something to tell you guys too

swaginmyheart:
WAS JIMIN GOOD

pandabines:
omg of course he was

milknsalad:
he always was

pandabines:
WHAT

milknsalad:
i mean

milknsalad:
go ahead and tell us your wonderful story

pandabines:
hazy is jimin

iraplikejayz:
WHAT

swaginmyheart:
yoongi told me yesterday

milknsalad:
it was obvious

-iraplikejayz added moonimooni and touchmyhorsie to the group-

touchmyhorsie:
WHY HAS SATAN BROUGHT ME BACK TO HELL

moonimooni:
i knew you can't resist me, hyung

iraplikejayz:
SHUT UP

milknsalad:
hazyunicorn is park jimin y'all fucking idiots

pandabines:
how did u even know that yoongi

pandabines:
did jimin tell you?

milknsalad:
he didn't have to tell me

touchmyhorsie:
well that explains the jimin and hazy being a bitch at the same time part

moonimooni:
it does

pandabines:
why do you even read my entries yoongi

milknsalad:
why you are so obsessed with me

pandabines:
i'm not taehyung

swaginmyheart:
BITCH WHAT

milknsalad:
i told you already, jungkook, your misery entertains me

pandabines:
how did u even find out abt my blog

milknsalad:
you guys weren't so subtle about it at school

-milknsalad added hazyunicorn to the group-

pandabines:
OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

milknsalad:
you're welcome