-milknsalad added hazyunicorn to the group-

pandabines:
OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

milknsalad:
you're welcome

touchmyhorsie:
you haven't asked the important questions, jungkook, that's why

pandabines:
oh god

touchmyhorsie:
you literally just had sex with the guy last night why u suddenly being  shy

moonimooni:
hi jimin

hazyunicorn:
why am i here what's going on

iraplikejayz:
hi i'm jin though i'm sure you already know that bc everyone knows me but still, ya know, if you hurt my boi i will pluck your eyes out of your skull and shove it down your throat

swaginmyheart:
and y'all think I'M possessive

pandabines:
wow jin hyung

moonimooni:
this is arousing

hazyunicorn:
uhmm

pandabines:
i'm sorry baby i'm truly apologizing on their behalf

milknsalad:
shut up jungkook and just ask the important questions

touchmyhorsie:
yeah we need ta know

pandabines:
jimin...

hazyunicorn:
yeah?

pandabines:
how long?

hazyunicorn:
what?

hazyunicorn:
you mean this dick? didn't you just see it yesterday?

swaginmyheart:
CONTEXT

pandabines:
oh god

touchmyhorsie:
i've always hated being a third wheel til now

iraplikejayz:
we're all third wheels but five

swaginmyheart:
^ smh

milknsalad:
what jungkook meant was how long have you known he writes entries about you on the internet?

pandabines:
why are you suddenly helping me out?

milknsalad:
bitch i just want this to end istg this has gone on for far too long

hazyunicorn:
eh...i sorta knew it from the start

pandabines:
WTF WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THEN

hazyunicorn:
i wasn't sure if it was real...or maybe i just refused to believe it. i mean, what are the odds that everything that's happened to me in one day has happened to "skye" too? maybe i knew it but i refused to admit it to myself. then i realized it's truly me when you mentioned both our names.

pandabines:
is that why you started ignoring me?

hazyunicorn:
that's part of it. i told you already, you scared me. not just as pandabines or because of your entries, but you in real life too.

pandabines:
so i was creepy for you then?

moonimooni:
you kinda were

touchmyhorsie:
tru

iraplikejayz:
do the both of you a favour and leave before i hunt you down

-moonimooni left the group-

-touchmyhorsie left the group-

pandabines:
but, hyung...why did you text me and ask me to meet you at the park only for you to try and run away once i got there?

hazyunicorn:
that wasn't me

pandabines:
WDYM YOU WERE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME

hazyunicorn:
i meant i wasn't the one who texted you

iraplikejayz:
i'm getting my tweezers ready

hazyunicorn:
IT WAS YOONGI'S MINIONS

pandabines:
what

milknsalad:
what

iraplikejayz:
what

swaginmyheart:
que

iraplikejayz:
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN MIN YOONGI

milknsalad:
i am not scared of your tweezers or your broad ass shoulders, kim seokdick

iraplikejayz:
OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

hazyunicorn:
RELAX

hazyunicorn:
YOONGI'S DONE NOTHING WRONG HE JUST FORCED HIS MINIONS TO EXPOSE ME IN FRONT OF KOOKIE

milknsalad:
i don't really think of them as my minions

hazyunicorn:
THATS NOT THE POINT DAMMIT

pandabines:
why would you suddenly care, yoongi 

milknsalad:
ask these idiots

-milknsalad added moonimooni and touchmyhorsie to the group-

touchmyhorsie:
why does namjoon hyung keep getting kicked out just to be thrown back into this hole again

moonimooni:
y'know i'd make a perverted joke about that but i'd rather leave the fuck out of this chat again

-moonimooni left the group-

swaginmyheart:
oh no you don't

-swaginmyheart added moonimooni to the group-

moonimooni:
why are you like this tae don't forget you were in on it

iraplikejayz:
in on what

pandabines:
exactly

swaginmyheart:
namjoon-hyung and i kidnapped yoongi with the help of hobi

moonimooni:
OH FUCK MY ASS

touchmyhorsie:
I DIDNT DO SHIT OH MY GAWD ARE YOU SERIOUS

milknsalad:
and they forced me to find out hazyunicorn's true identity but then again no one forces min fucking yoongi to do anything

pandabines:
but you did it anyway

milknsalad:
yes because taehyung was being an emo little shit

swaginmyheart:
what have i done

milknsalad:
you saw me and jimin at the cafeteria, didn't you? and you got sad about that then felt even worse when you realized you couldn't be there for jungkook when jimin / hazy kept being a bitch to him, because you felt just as bad as jungkook did

moonimooni:
well shit