oh look at that, another pov

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author's pov

"i. am. fucking. shook." taehyung slid down the door as soon as he went back inside his house. hoseok, who was laying upside-down on the sofa with his upper body hanging down and his head almost reaching the floor, looked at him in confusion.

"what did he say?!" jungkook yelled, suddenly coming out of his room.

"oh, now you decide to come out. wow, jungkook!" hoseok glared at the younger who simply ignored him and ran towards a hyperventilating taehyung.

"i'm dying, jungkook. save me." taehyung put his arms up in the air, indicating he wanted jungkook to help him stand up. the latter acceded to his wishes and helped him up, only regretting it as soon as his best friend put all his weight on him and sobbed like the child he is.

"oh, god! fuck no!" jungkook immediately pushed taehyung off of him, resulting to the elder falling on his face to the floor.

"goddamnit, jeon jungkook!"

"hey, it's not my fault he made you weak this easily! i'm not your side bitch so don't expect me to pick you up!" just as those words came out of jungkook's mouth, hoseok came running towards taehyung and lifted him up as if he held his own bride.

"ah, this is a sight..." jungkook mumbled to himself, chuckling and shaking his head.

"let go of me, hobi! yoongi might think i'm cheating on him!"

hoseok did let taehyung go, making him fall on his ass.

"what the hell?! i'm getting real tired of this abuse from the two of you!" taehyung faked crying, rubbing his ass. "seriously!"

"oh, shit! sorry, babe! i justㅡ"

"ㅡsave it!"

"hyung was hoeshook because you basically just said you and yoongi are finally together. i'm sure he didn't mean to hurt your ass like that." jungkook tried to reason with his best friend who only scoffed in disbelief.

"you're actually taking his side now?"

"nah, i'm just saying the truth."

"wait, are you actually dating min yoongi now?" hoseok asked, crossing his arms as he raised an eyebrow at a fatigued taehyung.

"yeah, well...not yet. but tomorrow, i will be." taehyung responded pretty calmly than the other two had expected. but only a few seconds of his friends looking at him in shock and disbelief, taehyung's lips slowly crept up into a smile yet again.

"min yoongi asked me out!!!"

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pandabines:
JIMIN OMG YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

hazyunicorn:
yeah?

pandabines:
MIN FUCKING YOONGI ASKED MY BEST FRIEND OUT

hazyunicorn:
omg lol finally

pandabines:
I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT YOONGI IS A GUY I LOOK UP TO, IT'S JUST THAT I HOPE HE'LL MAKE TAE HAPPY BC HE DESERVES IT

pandabines:
wait wdym "finally" ???

hazyunicorn:
i've known it for quite a while now, that tae likes yoongi

pandabines:
oh yeah

hazyunicorn:
yeah i noticed 'cause it's so obvious

pandabines:
i also noticed you and yoongi have been growing close to each other these days

hazyunicorn:
oh god

hazyunicorn:
jungkook are u serious

pandabines:
what? just sayin

hazyunicorn:
i'm happy for tae, that's all that matters

pandabines:
but you're not even friends

hazyunicorn:
don't you think i can be happy for people i don't personally know?

pandabines:
can you?

hazyunicorn:
idk what you think there is between me and yoongi, but there's nothing. i don't like him that way so it'll never happen

pandabines:
didn't look that way when your faces were inches away from each other at the cafeteria just days ago

hazyunicorn:
oh god

hazyunicorn:
he came to me and asked why i was being a bitch to you. he also intimidated me by calling me "hazy" right in my face

pandabines:
so that's how he intimidates people?

hazyunicorn:
i'm sure he has lots of other ways

pandabines:
then why touch you?

hazyunicorn:
exactly

pandabines:
huh?

hazyunicorn:
listen, kookie

hazyunicorn:
do you have anywhere you gotta go tomorrow?

pandabines
no, not really, no. it's spring break and yet a boring one again

hazyunicorn:
spring yeah...i always forget

pandabines:
forget what?

hazyunicorn:
spring

hazyunicorn:
btw can i come over tomorrow?

pandabines:
yeah, tae will be going with yoongi and hoseok has diner with his old colleagues so i'll be all alone

hazyunicorn:
wait what

pandabines:
i sorta live in tae's house these days

hazyunicorn:
why?

pandabines:
i just do

hazyunicorn:
oh

pandabines:
why? are you jealous? haha

hazyunicorn:
no.

pandabines:
u sure

hazyunicorn:
god no

pandabines:
eh, i figured as much

hazyunicorn:
why'd you ask then?

pandabines:
just had a little hope your answer would be 'yes'

hazyunicorn:
maybe