[direct message]

hazyunicorn:
hey, panda! my name's haz.

hazyunicorn:
well, that's not my real name but you know what i mean

hazy unicorn:
anyway i'm a huge fan of your work!

pandabines:
thanks

pandabines:
and yeah i know you

hazyunicorn:
holy shit you do?!

pandabines:
i always see your comments (:

hazyunicorn:
omfg

hazyunicorn:
why do you not reply tho

pandabines:
i cannot reply to all

pandabines:
but i try my best. sorry about that

hazyunicorn:
oh no don't worry. gosh, i probably sounded like a sasaeng by that shit sorry

pandabines:
lol hold your horses. you don't have to apologize

hazyunicorn:
you're so sweet im

pandabines:
;)

hazyunicorn:
are you trying to kill me

pandabines:
hahaha

pandabines:
honestly, i don't get why you'd like my blogs so much when they're literally just about my fucked-up life

hazyunicorn:
your life's entertaining

pandabines:
wow thanks

hazyunicorn:
shit i didn't mean it like that

pandabines:
just messing with you, kid

hazyunicorn:
i have a feeling i'm older than you

pandabines:
yeah? why's that? ;)

hazyunicorn:
STOP WITH THE WINKS ISTG

pandabines:
that is not the way you talk to daddy

hazyunicorn:
you do not even know if i'm a girl or a guy ._.

pandabines:
enlighten me then

hazyunicorn:
nope, i want you to guess.

pandabines:
a girl?

hazyunicorn:
lol why

pandabines:
the way you talk? idk

hazyunicorn:
i'm a guy

hazyunicorn:
well, technically i'm gay