[group chat]

swaginmyheart:
jungkoooooook

swaginmyheart:
pls come back imy

moonimooni:
what

iraplikejayz:
did u fight over food again

touchmyhorsie:
nah, jungkook's being a whiny kid

swaginmyheart:
a whiny lil bitch u mean

moonimooni:
wow u went from 0 to 100

touchmyhorsie:
that's kim taehyung for you

iraplikejayz:
so what happened this time

swaginmyheart:
jimin's still ignoring him

touchmyhorsie:
and hazy's being shit

moonimooni:
hazy?

iraplikejayz:
isn't that the guy who always comments on jungkook's entries?

moonimooni:
^ how du u know

iraplikejayz:
he sometimes beats me into commenting first

touchmyhorsie:

swaginmyheart:
OH MY GOD HOBI WHEN WAS THIS YOU LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD

touchmyhorsie:
it's atm. i'm on my way to church rn. do u want me to bring u holy water

swaginmyheart:
YAS

swaginmyheart:
FUCK ME

swaginmyheart:
I MEAN FUCKING DROWN ME

moonimooni:
DROWN HIM

moonimooni:
BURN HIS HORNY ASS

touchmyhorsie:
stay in your lane, tae. yoongi will kill me if he finds out about this

swaginmyheart:
lol he doesn't even give a shit abt me

moonimooni:
oh no

iraplikejayz:
it's happening

moonimooni:
oh my god pls no

iraplikejayz:
no god no

moonimooni:
NOOOOOOOOO

swaginmyheart:
the fuck is wrong with you guys

touchmyhorsie:
hey, don't talk to our parents like that

iraplikejayz:
how many times do i have to say i'm not gay

touchmyhorsie:
suuuuure ~

moonimooni:
aw, that's cute. you're still in denial

iraplikejayz:
fuck you

moonimooni:
and he says he ain't gay

touchmyhorsie:

swaginmyheart:

swaginmyheart:
i cHOKeD

touchmyhorsie:
uh, we kinda got that by the meme u just sent

swaginmyheart:

moonimooni:
why would u bring back memories i wanted so hard to forget, tae

iraplikejayz:
the question is why do you guys have memes of yourselves

touchmyhorsie:
bc our lives are memes

moonimooni:
no the question is why tae has a meme of yoongi

touchmyhorsie:
#stalkeralert

swaginmyheart:
u jealous 😏😏😏

-touchmyhorsie left the group-

swaginmyheart:
😒

iraplikejayz:
ok back to jungkook

moonimooni:
what do we do about our kid

iraplikejayz:
shut up

swaginmyheart:
cute

iraplikejayz:

-swaginmyheart left the group-

moonimooni:
congrats

iraplikejayz:
i still hate you

moonimooni:
well, you won't anymore once i solve this shit

iraplikejayz:
what are you planning...

moonimooni:
😏😏