[group chat]

-moonimooni added milknsalad to the chat-

swaginmyheart:
ok wtf

moonimooni:
he got jams and me like it

milknsalad:
why the fuck am i here

iraplikejayz: ^
me everyday when i contemplate life

pandabines:
don't go all deep on us now, hyung

moonimooni:
but i sure can go deep on you 😏😏

pandabines:
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

iraplikejayz:
WHAT THEJSIFJHDIEHBFNSNSAKSJJKAJAJJS

touchmyhorsie:
this is INCEST and it's absolutely HORRIFYING

milknsalad:
what the shit

milknsalad:
i'm leaving

moonimooni:
wAIT NO I WASNT FLIRTING WITH PANDA

-milknsalad left the group-

moonimooni:
oh no bitch you don't

-moonimooni added milknsalad to the chat-

milknsalad:
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING ADDED?! DO YOU WANT ME TO BLOCK YOU?!!

moonimooni:
i wasn't flirting with panda but jin instead OK

milknsalad:
i don't give a shit.

moonimooni:
but you left? wdym.

milknsalad:
i left bc you guys are gross lmao bye

swaginmyheart:
BYE

touchmyhorsie:
why do you hate him so much v

swaginmyheart:
he's annoying lol

pandabines:
oh that's rich coming from you v

iraplikejayz:
for a second, i actually thought you had a thing for jungkook

moonimooni:
no, babe. you're my only one

iraplikejayz:
aaaaand...

iraplikejayz:
i'm still NOT gay

moonimooni:
but i can turn you into one

iraplikejayz:
no frickin' way

milknsalad:
what is the sole purpose of this group's existence

touchmyhorsie:
to annoy each other

milknsalad:
wow this sounds like some shit i don't wanna be a part of

moonimooni:
THis iS tRUE FRiENDsHiP hOW CAN YOU sAY nO TO THiS

pandabines:
i'm sorry, he isn't usually this clingy

milknsalad:
sure

iraplikejayz:
panda's the usual clingy and emo one

swaginmyheart:
true

moonimooni:
couldn't have said it better

touchmyhorsie:
lol u got dat ryt

pandabines: i fucking hate you all

milknsalad:
again, i don't wanna be a part of this

-milknsalad left the group-

moonimooni:
aww, but everything was going so well...

iraplikejayz:
come here and let me comfort you...

moonimooni: OOH

iraplikejayz:
with my fist

moonimooni:
i'll take whatever i can get

touchmyhorsie:
i'm horrified

swaginmyheart:
what? they're our parents.

touchmyhorsie:
DO YOU LIKE SEEING YOUR PARENTS FLIRT IN FRONT OF YOU

swaginmyheart:
heh

touchmyhorsie:
that's weird even from you omfg

iraplikejayz:
HEY just bc i'm a senior and namjoon's older than the three of you, doesn't mean we're your parents

moonimooni:
well

iraplikejayz:
no

moonimooni:
but it's cute

iraplikejayz:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY

pandabines:
everything is wrong with him

moonimooni:
'm on my way to call jimin and tell him to give you some spanking

pandabines:
he doesn't talk to anyone that isn't famous? lmao

iraplikejayz:
WHAT

touchmyhorsie:
did you just indirectly call him an attention seeker

touchmyhorsie:
i'm so-

swaginmyheart:
stop being salty for once, babe

pandabines:
don't call me babe

pandabines:
and what? i meant to offend namjoon. and i'm not even famous either but he talks to me

swaginmyheart:
but he doesn't talk to you anymore

touchmyhorsie:
OHHHHHHHHH

iraplikejayz:
shit

moonimooni:
lol i'm leaving

-moonimooni left the group-

touchmyhorsie:
ha what a pussy

pandabines:
LEAVE

touchmyhorsie:
ok

-touchmyhorsie left the group-

swaginmyheart:
what? i just stated the fact

pandabines:
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

iraplikejayz:
run while you still can, tae

swaginmyheart:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WRONG

pandabines: OH TRUST ME I'LL ENLIGHTEN YOU

-iraplikejayz left the group-

+

yes, i made namjoon the second oldest hyung in here 😂