I wake up from my bed. My girlfriend is still sleeping. I pick up my sword and go out.

Nothing is strange. Just like everyday. I go to the bar. A big guy say:

"Hey buddy, ever you heard about Otthorp Village?"

"No" - I reply.

"That village is full of beatiful women!"

"I already got a girlfriend!"

"That village also full of gold, and no claimed it. A big dragon guard it. Kill that dragon and you will take all the gold."

"Thanks, but I don't need so much money like that."

I look around and go away. My girlfriend, Cyna just woke up.  She walks near me. Then I tell her:

"I wish I have a lot of money!"

"I heard everything that guy at the bar told you, why don't you go to Otthorp and kill that dragon?" - Cyna asks.

"Uhm..."

"You are not brave at all!"

"OK, I will go and kill that dragon, then we will have a lot of money to spend!"

"hahaha, I will come with you!"

"OK, prepare weapon and armour and we will go tomorrow! Hope there won't be any problem"

===One Day later===

"Wake up, its time to go now" - Cyna says.

"OK, give me a minutes!"

"Are you scared?"

"No!!!"

After a while, I and Cyna go to that bar again. That big guy is not there but I and her don't have any information about that village and the dragon. 

===One hour later===

I'm staying at home. Nothing to do right now. I'm sitting on a table and writing and stupid poem:

"This planet is cold,

No, It's hot.

Or maybe both,.."

"SWEETIE" - Cyna says.

"What?" - I reply.

"I got it, That big guy u saw yesterday told me about it. Let go and get rich"

"OK!"