hello, my sexy guccis! remember the tradegame by the Asshole Fighters (feat. Lisa)、where they took the envelope containing an information about BTS? the bad news is that, i'd totally forgotten about it all this time!! and the good news is that, i'll be including it on this bullet!

have a nice day and enjoy reading :)

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Jisoo, "Since Yugyeom was the one who got his arm injured while getting the envelope during the tradegame, Yugyeom, please do us the honor to open it."

Yugyeom chuckled and accepted the envelope handled out by the Blackpink leader. "No time for the admiration. Open it. Now." Youngjae demanded, his eyes blown wide at the sight of the brown wrapper.

"Alright, alright."

After Lisa had stormed back into the mansion in anger without anyone knowing why, everyone decided to leave her for some alone time. Maybe she's gotten into a fight with her friend in his house. They all thought, as it was the best-est reason they could come out with..

In addition, none of them doubted whether that she would even be interested in the envelope, so they had planned to open it without her.

They were now huddling around the maknae of Got7 as he slow tears the seal, as if they were in an ASMR video.

Jaebum secretly glanced at Jennie, mouthing, 'Can he be any quicker?'

Jennie smiled softly. 'Patience is virtue.'

Finally after 3 minutes, Yugyeom finished ripping the seal, and now what sits inside the envelope was a large brochure.

A tourist attraction brochure.

Mark slowly lets out a what the fuck and Jinyoung rubbed his eyes, clearly loosing interest.

"They think we tourist or what? Bitch, we've inhabited Korea for like decades and ya ass right here, is giving me a South Korea brochure? You mad?"

"Ssshush, 'Gyeom. There's something behind." Rose flipped the paper around.

"Its a whole map of Korea."

"And what is that supposed to mean?" Jackson asked, and the red-haired shrugged. "Don't know, there should clues written somewhere. If not, then they did legit gave us a attraction brochure for nothing."

Mark stepped towards the door. "Hold on, I'm gonna get my specs---"

The door had flunged itself open, revealing a very pale Lisa.

Youngjae, "Yo, what happened to her?"

She mumbled something before passing out. And Mark had caught her before she could land on the floor.

"Lisa? Lisa wake up! No! You're too young to die!" Mark shook her body.

Jisoo went to touched her forehead. "You idiot. She's only having a fever, she's not gonna die."

"Bring her to the couch. Rose noons, get a wet cloth to put on her forehead. And Youngjae hyung, get the spare blankets." Bambam ordered.

*noons - Bambam's short form of noona

Mark lay her on the couch and went out, probably to get his spectacles like he wanted to. Bambam squatted down to the couch level and held Lisa's hand, giving a tight squeeze.

"She's not gonna die, right?" He asked.

"Of course not! I thought Mark was the only idiot here." Jisoo rubbed her forehead.

Rose placed the wet cloth on her forehead and Youngjae buried her in a black fluffy blanket.

"Hey Mark, let's take a selfie with the sleeping Lisa!" Jackson said and Mark laughed before squatting down behind Lisa and squished her cheeks.

Jackson held out his phone and snapped a picture.

"Let me see it!" Mark went beside Jackson and both of them burst out laughing. "Oh my god! Look at her cheeks!"

"Yay! We've completed the collection of the Lisa series! So we got the sleeping Lisa, *swipe* the angry Lisa, *swipe* the crying Lisa, *swipe* the ehee Lisa, *swipe* the laughing Lisa, *swipe* the shook Lisa, or should I say the Lishook Lisa?!" Jackson said and both of them screamed in laughter.

Jisoo pulled up her sleeves.

The laughing boys were suddenly grabbed by the collar and dragged back to the table, dropping them on the floor

Jisoo began, "Listen up, you thots. You both haven't been working for the past few weeks and instead you idiots won't stop fighting, screaming, throwing things at each other, talking about some stupid netflix movies,"

"Shouting at each other during meals, having a karaoke on top of the roof, breaking windows with tennis balls, and now you both had the audacity to misbehave in front of the leaders. You're pissing me off now,

"I may not be Jennie or Jaebum, but you both are really overstepping my limits. I'll give you one last chance, or I'll shoot you both in the between. I am dead serious."

"You all never seen the other side of me, but trust me, I can be even worse than him." Jisoo said.

The wolf hackers stared up at the mom of the group with sad eyes and pouting internally. "We're sorry."

Jisoo had fire coming out from her ears, "Those two words are EVEN pissing me off---"

"Guys I think I found something!" Rose exclaimed. Everyone scrambled their feets back to the table where the map was layed. "And you both stay there." Jisoo pointed at the hackers.

"There's a red X marked here, did you see it?" She pointed at a particular place.

"Yeah... but what's the location where the X is? I can't really see it." Jennie said.

Jinyoung squinted his eyes and looked closer.
"It's SOPA."

"That doesn't make any sense! SOPA University? Let's check for more clues." Jaebum flipped it behind, and on the right-hand corner of the map, they saw nothing, but two letters.

J.K

"Jeon JK? Isn't that BTS' Jungkook?" Jisoo thought, her lips turned into a frown.

"And SOPA University? Don't you suppose mean that---" Jackson gasped, his eyes widening.

"Jeon Jungkook is the mysterious BTS member in SOPA University!" Rose muttered, continuing Jackson's sentence.

"Oh my god..." Mark whispered, looking pale as ever.

"Yo Lisa, you going to your friends house?" Mark came into Lisa's room, crossing his arms as he raised an eyebrow at her.

"Yeah, I wanna visit him.. he's sick." Lisa stated, as she continued to pack her stuff into her backpack.

"What's his name? Just asking." He cocked his head sideways.

"Jeon," Lisa replied as she walked towards the door. "See you at dinner." She slammed her door shut, leaving Mark in her room.

"Jeon? Doesn't Lisa's friend has the same surname as Jungkook?" Mark muttered to himself.

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+ i got tagged again! by Bunicorn1206

1) YES! Really hot, sexy, cute, amazing on the inside and outside idkkkkkk im so IN LOVE!😍

2) Of course not! It'll take 2039392093 years for them to even notice me, they're bts bruh

3) maybe sooner??¿

4) physically single but mentally dating an anime character.

5) My mother

6) Moonlight by X

7) 78%

8) a have a few in sch but i wont reveal their names for now.

9) I have many guy friends but no guy best friends. I usually treat them as my brothers tho. And they're pretty cool.

10) Liskook, taekook, taennie, yoonsoo, vsoo

11) because

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13) March 10, 20XX. Maybe i'll tell my age soon, maybe not? You'd be surprised. Im the youngest among all my friends :)