Bullet XXXVII
this chappie wasn't supposed to exist and although this book genre is mainly focusing on action and thriller, it srsly lacks romance !!
SO LISKOOK SHIPPERS HERE I COME
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7th June, 5:38pm.
"I CAN'T DO THIS." Lisa slammed her head on the table. "Please, Jin. Let us go." Jungkook begged, angry tears emerging from his eyes.
"No." Jin took another bite of his snack, not even bothered to glance at dying kids from the couch.
"Please, please, please, please, please!" Jungkook shouted. "We don't even know these damn stuff! The professors never taught us!"
Jin stood up. "You know why? It's because your stupid asses are stupid enough not to pay. Attention. To. Your. Fucking. Teachers." He pointed at them with every word he spoke.
"And you know what?" He wiped his forehead tiredly. "Why not just ask someone to help you over? In that way you'll probably understand your assignments."
Jungkook slammed his fists on the table as he watched Jin walked away. He fustratingly called out the people that he think might know the answers to their dumb homework. "TAEHYUNGG! JISOOOOO!"
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"Okay so," Taehyung clicked his tongue and flipped through their notebooks. "Which topic do you want us to help with?"
"The Reproduction of Humans." Lisa replied, wiping away her remaining tears.
Jisoo and Taehyung shared an awkward laugh. "Are you serious."
"Stop being mean! Okay I know you both are the educated asses in here but you've got to help us! We don't even know what's the meaning of reproduction!"
"Oh my god, what? You don't even know the defination of reproduction?! Jungkook, do you even know how your mom and dad got you?"
"They said I was adopted from a trash can in Busan."
"Well, my dad said that I was from his balls and I don't get it." Lisa shrugged. Taehyung facepalmed himself, "Lisa have you ever seen a penis before?"
"What's a penis?"
"Okay forget that. Have you seen Bambam's thing in the middle of his legs before? That's what you call a penis." Taehyung said.
Lisa gasped. "You mean that small stick??? Oh shit yeah."
Jisoo turned to Jungkook. "And Jeon, have you seen a vagina before?" Jungkook furrowed his eyebrows, "What the hell is a vagina---"
"Peach!! Have you seen a peach before??" Jisoo yelled out in fustration.
"Peach? You mean Jinyoung?" Jungkook spun his head to Lisa. "Jinyoung's a vagina??" He stood up and ran upstairs. "JINYOUNG I NEVER KNEW YOU'RE A VAGINA!!!"
"Get back here, you asshole!" Jisoo pulled his shirt back and threw him back on the chair.
Taehyung went to his phone and googled vagina and quickly shutted his 'innocent' eyes, "Oof, wrong word." He deleted the tab and retyped, scientific vagina.
"Here, this is a vagina." Taehyung groaned, rubbing his eyes. "And this is a penis." Jisoo also showed her phone to the stupid hoes.
"Ohhhh," The maknaes exclaimed. "You could've just said pussy and dick!"
"Wait, so you both know what are the reproductive organs of the human body?" Jisoo said, and Lisa nodded. "Yeah, it's just that we don't know the word penis and vagina."
Taehyung sighed. "It is very important to learn their scientific names, okay? Pussy and dick are only used by uneducated people, like you both. So repeat after me, pe-nis,"
"Pe-nis."
"Vah-jai-na" Jisoo and Taehyung continued, moving their mouths slowly so the maknaes can catch the tricky word.
While this was happening, the four hackers were standing on the indoor balcony, watching them from above and laughing silently. "Oh god, they look so stupid." Yoongi cried.
"Vah-jai-na." They repeated, and the siblings smiled. "Great, so we'll first start of with the sub-topic; sex."
Taehyung cleared his throat. "Okay, no incest, but I'm gonna use Jisoo and I as an example, 'cause we both have different genitals."
"Sex is when a penis enters a vagina and they start moving in and out." He picked up a bagel from the plate between them and inserted two fingers into it.
Taehyung began moving his finger faster and faster, in and out of the bagel. His eyes were shut tight as he gritted his teeth and began moaning. "Argh- ooh~ Ahhh!"
"Jennie.." He said dramatically and threw his head back.
Lisa furrowed her eyebrows. "Why did you say 'Jennie'? I thought you were using Jisoo as an example!"
"After the male climaxes, sperm will shoot out from his testicles, and depositing it into the vagina." Taehyung explained.
"Hey you didn't answer my question---"
"Shut it, woman." Taehyung glared. "And after that, a single sperm cell will enter the woman's ova, causing it to form a zygote---"
"What is a sperm?" Lisa asked. Taehyung tsked, "It's the.. umm.. the white sticky stuff that comes out from the penis---"
"Ahh, you meant cum?" Jungkook tilted his head. "Yeah. Cum. Whatever." Jisoo said.
"So the zygote will form little bubbles and continues to travel along the fallopian tube and starts to divide and form an embryo and will eventually grow bigger and turn into a baby." Taehyung exhaled. "Get it now?"
"Ooooh.." Lisa and Jungkook said. "But how did you two ended up together in your mom's stomach? Isn't a zygote only allowed to grow into one single baby?"
"Honestly, we do not know either," Taehyung shrugged. "We both just ended up jamming into our mom's egg at the same time."
Jisoo smiled nervously. "So overall, do you get what we were saying?" Surprisingly, they nodded. Taehyung and Jisoo sighed in relief. "So can we go now?" They nodded again.
"Okay bye." The siblings got up from the chair and sprinted away. "Let's go back to our video gameee!" Jisoo screamed.
"So, let's finish our homework now," Lisa took out her assessment booklet. "What is the male reproductive organ called?"
"Hyung said it is a vagina," Jungkook answered, and they scribbled the answer down.
"What are the four stages of men..stru-a...tion?" Jungkook scratched his forehead. "Hyung and Noona never explained about this! So it's probably not important."
"Then what should we answer?" Lisa frowned. Jungkook smiled. "Let's write Youngjae, Rose, Yoongi and Jackson."
A few minutes passed, and the maknaes finally finsihed their biology homeworks. They felt so smart and confident! To the point where they even dared to bet Jennie a thousand dollars that all their answers will be correct.
"Jinnnn, we're done with our homeworks! So we're going out now!" Lisa shouted, grabbing their skateboards and beanies from the shelves and ran the hell out of the house.
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The two mafias were freely skateboarding on the roads of Seoul. They weren't afraid of anyone finding out that they were Alpha Wolves anymore. They also weren't afraid of the police catching them since they were kinda allies with them for now.
The pairs were swaying their skateboards gracefully, glancing at each other with a shy smile. Their fluffy beanies were pulled over their heads to keep the wind from messing their hair.
They stopped by an open field and saw a lot of people. Jungkook was about to go there but he noticed Lisa's hands curling into fists. "Let's not go there." She muttered.
"Hey, why not?" Jungkook grabbed her arm. "Are you afraid of them not accepting us?" Lisa sighed and nodded.
Jungkook's eyes softened, "Lisa, they---"
A soccer ball rolled towards them, bumping on Jungkook's leg. "Uhm e-excuse me?"
They looked down to see a little boy with brown curls smiling nervously at them. "Could you pass the ball back pwease?"
Jungkook bended down and held the soccer in both hands, "Do you want it back?" The boy nodded.
"Give me a handsome smile first." Jungkook grinned and the boy smiled cheekily. Lisa rested a hand on her mouth as she watched the two boys fondly.
"Thank you, hyung!" The boy squealed when Jungkook finally returned his precious toy. "My name is Huening! You must be Mr. Jeon and Miss. Mamoban?"
"How did you know our names?" Jungkook's eyebrows creased. "Mommy told me that you and your frwends are going to fight with bad guys! Mommy said you are going to saveee us!" Huening exclaimed, hugging Lisa's legs.
"Then how does Mommy know these stuff?" Jungkook asked. "Mommy gets from newspwapers!" The boy obediently replied.
"My sister is waiting for me now. Bye bye, Awpha Wolfie!" Huening ran across the field, waving his tiny arms.
They smiled, waving back. "We really should have kids soon." Jungkook whispered, and Lisa smiled. "Yeah, I want four."
"Four?! That's so less! We should have seven," He wiggled his eyebrows. "But do you know how to make kids?"
Lisa nodded proudly. "Yeah of course. Your vagina goes into my penis." She sighed happily. "The Kim siblings had taught us well."
The wolves played with bubbles and had ate kilograms of cotton candy. They continued walking around the field until they stumbled upon a grumpy old man with newspapers.
"Excuse me, sir? Can you lend me the papers for a minute?" Lisa culturally bowed and politely asked. After recognizing who they are, the man smiled, "Of course."
The front cover of the newspaper was a large symbol of Alpha Wolves. THEY ARE V̶I̶L̶L̶I̶A̶N̶S HEROES screamed the headline. The article was written by Cheif Kwon, as stated. And he wrote that the Alpha Wolves weren't trying to cause more chaos in the upcoming war, but only to save South Korea from falling into the hands of the Red Skulls.
Jungkook and Lisa didn't even need to read news furthermore. They just glanced at each other and smiled.
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"Unnie! Your hair is so pretty!" A young girl exclaimed while braiding her orange hair. "Thank you, you're very sweet." Lisa smiled back.
Lisa was currently sitting on the grass and while two middle-schooled girls came by and began playing with her hair. Jungkook had gone somewhere to collect something important.
"Lisa watch out!" She suddenly saw Jungkook charging towards her, tackling both of them down the grass. "Oh my god we're rolling!" Lisa screamed as both of them began toppling downwards the hill.
Everyone they passed by gave them similar looks, as if to tell them to get up and grow the hell up. "They see us rolling, they HATIN'." Jungkook laughed.
"What'chu got in there, Kooks?" Lisa pointed at the plastic bag in his hands. "Oh, it's nothing," Jungkook quickly hid it and smiled sheepishly. "So, where do you wanna go now?"
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"Arcadeeeee!" They screamed out, driving their bumper cars within the barrier.
"Watch out, Jungkook. I'm gonna end you." Lisa smirked and spun her steering wheel. "I'd like see you try." Jungkook laughed, and drove away.
Lisa slammed on the brakes and switched into fifth gear. "Jungkook, I'm legitly gonna crash your ass!" She screamed.
"What?" Jungkook turned around and saw Lisa driving towards him in full speed. "Dude, move away!" She shouted.
"I can't! My steering wheel's stuck!" Jungkook cried. "OMG RIP." It was too late. Lisa's toy ferrari had hit Jungkook's.
Everything suddenly turned into slow-mo. Their cars were flying up in the air and crashing back to the ground.
Jungkook's plastic bonnet fell out, and Lisa lost a tire.
After realizing that their bumper cars were now outside the restricted barrier, they stared wide-eyed at each other. Jungkook pressed on the pedals, and the car moved. "Bro, it's still working..."
Lisa smirked, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"YEEEAAAHHHHHH!" They screamed, driving their cars around the whole floor and into the stalls. "Oh my god this is amazinggg!" Lisa yelled.
"Oi!" They turned back to see the arcade manager running after them. "Let's go let's go!" Jungkook said and they quickly drove away.
The maknaes ended up driving down the escalators, their cars bumping rapidly at every stair-step. By the time they reached the ground floor, both Lisa's front tires where gone.
"Lisa," Jungkook bursted out laughing. "What happened to your car?!" He screamed.
"Honestly, I do not know," Lisa sighed. "C'mon, let's get out of this dumb mall." They drove towards the glass doors where it automatically opens for them to leave.
Their toy cars were slowly driving on the quiet road as it was about to run out of power. The song 'Stressed Out' by Twenty One Pilots would suit them perfectly at this moment of time.
Lisa and Jungkook's relationship were far more different than any other dating couples. They preferred treating each other like best friends instead of real boyfriends or girlfriends. It was like a romance-friendship relationship, and they loved it that way.
It was 11pm now. They should be heading home soon. But before that, Jungkook wanted to do one last thing with his lover.
"Jungkook, are you sure this is a good idea?" Lisa bit her lips nervously as she stared at the latter with concern. Jungkook snickered, "I've done this at least five times a week during my highschool days. It'll be fine."
"Okay..." She picked up a spray bottle and shook it. "Let's write something we'll never forget." Jungkook winked.
Lisa leaned forward and whispered something on his ear. The ravenette's eyes widen. "Great idea, sweetheart."
They began spraying letters on the dirty wall with various colours. They drew cute animals and designs around the words, making it look childish and aesthetic at the same time.
Jungkook had to carry Lisa so she could draw the sun and the clouds. She looked down at Jungkook who was still holding her petite waist, smiling. "You smiled a lot today," Jungkook complimented. "Would you please smile everyday for me? No matter what happens?"
Lisa frowned, "What do you mean Jungk--- hey, don't cry..." She stared at the man's moist eyes. Jungkook felt his nose burning from the tears, but still managed to smile. "Lisa..."
He suddenly pulled her close, burying his head into the crook of her neck, inhaling her scent. "I can sense trouble in the war, Lisa. We've only been together less than a year, and I'm scared to loose you."
Lisa smiled, her teary eyes forming cresents. She combed his bangs soothingly, not speaking a single word. Because both knew they cannot be sure if they would made it out alive in the war. It is dangerous, and it will be.
But their love is powerful enough not to keep them apart. Though one's body is gone, their souls will still remain in each other's hearts forever.
Jungkook engulfed her into a tight hug, laughing through his tears. "God--- I love you so much."
Lisa opened her eyes and stared at his chocolate one's. Her eyes then drew past the wall beside them. It was plain like a white canvas, and now it has been sprayed with wonderful colours that they brought to each other's life.
And the words they wrote on the walls made their hearts clench even more,
Liskook was here.
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