THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SOVIET DOCUMENT.

In the name of the Royal Let'sPutin! Party,

THE DECLARATION OF

PUTINIZATION!!!

By order of the Royal Putout,

-ALL AMOORIKONNE SOLDIERS ARR TO BE BURNING BY THE TIME I SET EYES ON THEM.

-ALL KINDERJOY UNDER 1000 YEARS OLD ARE TO BE ENLISTED IN THE PEOPLE'S ARMY OF PEOPLE OR ELSE YOU HAVE TO EAT MOSSYCOW (MOSCOW COW) DUNG.

-ALL AMOORIKONNE THINGS ARE TO BE DESTROYYED IMMEEDIATELY. (YES, EVEN THE COMPUTER YOU'RE USING RIGHT NOW!)

-YOU HAVE TO KOMMIT SOOCIDE. (WAIT, HOW ABOUT THE KINDERS?)

-ALL CITIZENS ARE TO WEAR CLOWN SUITS WITH THE SOVIET EMBLEM ON IT. (SO WHAT? IT GIVES ME A GOOD LAUGH!)

-OPPOSE AMERICA.(YAYY!)

-YOUR EYES ARE BOUNCING. (WHAT? SINCE WHEN DID IT LEAVE YOUR HEAD? DID YOU GOUGLE THEM OUT?) P.S. SORRY, I ALMOST TYPED GOOGLE

THAT IS CALLED BAD GRAMMAR

AND MY ENGLISH IS BAD TOO