"We'll be waiting for you outside," Kuchel beamed pushing me towards the dining room.

I am so suspicious.

"You're just going to be??? Standing here??"

"I might si-" Petra mumbled under her breath.

"-of course, that's our job." Kuchel continued to push me towards the door.

IM SO SUSPICIOUS WHAT ARE THEY DOING???

"You can come in and sit with me if you want," I offered, grabbing Petra by the arm.

PLEASE COME IN WITH ME I'M SCARED.

"I have things to do!" She pulled her arm back.

There is definitely something behind that door.

I'm just going to be left to die :/

Here goes nothing.

I pushed open the double doors, wincing as the wood creaked.

Ouch.

"There isn't even any food here, " I grumbled pulling out a chair for myself.

I mean why rush me if there's nothing here?

Still, it's better than something being here.

A relief.

I GUESS ILL JUST SIT HERE AND PRETEND TO EAT 4 A SECOND!

ROLEPLAY ????

NO ???? THIS IS ACTING !

!!!

"Do you always pretend to eat the air?" A low voice startled me out of my thoughts.

Honestly and truly I will kill whoever witnessed that.

No survivors.

I may not be physically strong but it actually isn't that hard to kill a man.

"I'm sorry but you have to di- DUKE ACKERMAN!" I let my imaginary fork drop to the ground.

Forgive me for my sins.

Levi frowned grumbling a little bit before pulling out a chair for himself.

Wow someone ruined his mood :/

"Sorry for the dust," I muttered awkwardly.

And the fact that you had to see my acting :/

"Right," he replied coldly.

Wow, he leaves absolutely no room for conversation.

Ok very sexy of him.

Y/N come up with a conversation topic so interesting he'll have to hold it.

"So uh we're getting married soon- that's really cool for us."

HA NICE ONE Y/N

"Sure," he replied not even making eye contact.

I feel like I'm being cast aside.

"What's your estate up north like?" I asked idly, picking at the edge of the table.

I give up ! I resign myself 2 life as a boring housewife !

And to think that I didn't even get to cause some trouble before I had to self imprison myself.

As if forcing some dude into marrying you isn't causing trouble.

I DON'T KNOW I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD DO MORE CRIME BEFORE I GOT MARRIED

YOU CANT DO CRIME WHILE MARRIED ?????

"Why do you want to know?" Levi asked startling me once again.

Real question is whether or not he's an idiot.

"Because I'm going to be living there?"

One minute he's all charming and sexy and the next moment he's like a literal rock.

I WOULD HAVE MORE LUCK STARTING CONVERSATION WITH A ROCK.

AT LEAST A ROCK WOULDN'T SHOOT ME DOWN!

Levi paused staring off into space for a long minute.

THIS IS EXCRUCIATINGLY AWKWARD.

"You don't have to say anything if you don't want to. I'm ok with it being a surprise-" I rushed to move topics.

WE WERE VIBING SO HARD YESTERDAY WHAT HAPPENED???

"No- I'm thinking about it," he waved away my concerns.

So he wants me to just sit here quietly and wait for him ?

I'm hungry.

I just want to know what happened to the man from yesterday.

"We can come back to this- instead I've been wondering something." I beamed.

I just don't want to sit there waiting in silence.

"Wondering something?"

"Yes, Levi," I paused, "how close should we appear in public?"

What's our story?

Did we fall deeply in love with each other or?

Are we trying to blend in?

"You-" his voice faltered.

IS HIS MOOD CHANGING ??? AGAIN ???

this boy.

DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE GOING TO BE COLD :/

"I mean I know this needs to be believable but-."

I don't want to make you uncomfortable.

"I don't care. Do whatever you want," Levi replied coolly, his voice almost taunting in it's quality.

.

"I feel like you're testing me or something," I laughed awkwardly in response.

"No."

I FEEL LIKE HES TESTING ME.

"Fine, I'll do whatever I want then," I paused. "Be prepared."

I don't know how to feel about him at all.

"I'll look forward to it," he stood up exiting the room.

What the hell what the hell what the hell.

HE DOESNT ACT LIKE A HUMAN BEING???

AAA ???

"Oh and Y/N?" He came to a halt in the doorway, "sigh those papers."

Ok Daddy Dom CEO

EW GROSS

HE JUST HAS THAT VIBE SOMETIMES.

I signed them without thinking, picking them up off the table before rushing to leave the dining room.

I can't believe I was forced to have that awkward meeting and didn't even get to eat :/

SAD!

woe is me )))):

"Princess? Are you done?" Petra asked falling into step behind me as I left the room.

YUP

"All done!" I cheered bounding down the halls.

"We should go out to the carriages now," Kuchel suggested gesturing to the outside.

GOODBYE UGLY GOOD FOR NOTHING HOME!

YOU WERE A NICE PRISON WHILE IT LASTED!

WOOOOO

"Prin-"

"You don't have to call me that anymore," I paused. "I'm not a princess anymore."

I'd rather not use any titles but I get the feeling that other people might have a problem with that.

YEAH BC OTHER PEOPLE-

-SUCK

"Ok then!" Petra beamed, "Duchess Y/N you're going to be riding in that carriage." She pointed to a large heavily decorated carriage.

Duchess.

There's no going back now.

Not that I want to I MEAN LOOK THAT CARRIAGE IS PROBABLY WORTH MORE THAN I AM AAA

"Duchess? Is that her?" Someone whispered from behind me.

"Hanji you're going to get us in trouble," another voice- male, retorted.

"No you're going to get us in trouble." The female voice whined.

What is going on?

"Have you forgotten your manners?" Kuchel snapped turning around to reprimand the two voices.

WAIT DONT YELL @ PPL

I turned around my eyes meeting the glittering metal of someone's sword.

I'm going to die-

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imagine if i just killed her rn n the next 30 something chapters  just follows levi as he goes around doing important buissness stuff. 

LIKE HE ISNT EVEN ATTATCHED HE HAS TO BE SAD FOR THE PUBLIC FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS N THEN HE JUST DOES PAPERWORK FOR THE REST OF THE STORY SOHAKLH

- AIAIAI