"Excuse me?" Petra gaped at Gabi in shock.

OH NO

petra no. 1 y/n x levi shipper meet gabi no. 1 y/n x levi anti

i think that gabi just hates levi but !

"Did I say something wrong?" Gabi frowned, "he's done it once before I wouldn't be surprised if he pulled the same shit again."

actually this time a crazy princess dragged him away- but that's a long story

"I came here because I wanted to, he didn't drop me off," I glanced between Petra and Gabi who were engaged in a glaring contest.

HANJI HELP ME

"Well it is his fault we came out to begin with," Hanji shrugged, leaning against the counter next to Falco.

YOU'VE MADE IT WORSE

"Is that a real sword?" Falco gawked, completely ignorant to the battle going on in front of him.

"Do you want to look?" Hanji grinned, turning around to show him.

SHE MADE IT WORSE AND THEN LEFT THE CONVERSATION ENTIRELY-

"I was right, he is an asshole," Gabi scoffed, sizing up Petra.

oh god oh fu-

"The Du-" I coughed loudly, cutting Petra off. "Her husband is a wonderful man."

eh he's so so

"Yeah, wonderful enough to leave her alone in the city."

well it's all part of our master plan-

"It's a little more complicated than tha-" I tried to interject only to get cut off by glares from both of them.

"No need to explain yourself to this girl Y/N," Petra spat out.

I DON'T THINK IVE EVER SEEN PETRA DISLIKE SOMEONE BEFORE-

"No way I can trust what you're saying if you don't have the common sense to dump the guy," Gabi dismissed me just as quickly.

OK ILL JUST SIT HERE THEN

"Whoa this looks expensive," Falco murmured, he and Hanji still in their own little world.

oh to be blissfully unaware

someone is going to die here and they aren't even batting an eye

im going to have to testify in court

"There's just no way you can have an accurate judge of his character," Petra glowered.

"I know that he left his wife completely unattended," Gabi paused, "and I know that she was unhappy enough to pretend that she had run off with someone else in order to scare him."

yeah <3

TO BE FAIR

levi and i put each other through emotional distress as a way of showing our love <333

that is not true and also toxic

ok if im honest it was funny that's why i did it .

"Actually he took me on a really romantic date after that so maybe it helped?"

"HE TOOK YOU OUT ONLY AFTER THAT HAPPENED?" Petra shrieked, reeling back in horror. "Maybe he isn't who I thought he was-"

WE PLANNED IT BEFOREHAND BUT-

THE NICE PART IS THAT WE CONFESSED TO EACH OTHER

BUT PETRA IS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT WE'VE ALWAYS LIKED EACH OTHER SO I CAN'T RUIN THAT FOR HER

"You're finally realizing," Gabi said self-assuredly.

HELP

"Come to think of it I did think that you two started acting way closer after that day- oh my god-" Petra covered her mouth in shock.

ITS BC WE WERE ONLY FRIENDS BEFORE

I'M SORRY LEVI

EVERYONE IS GOING TO HATE YOU AFTER THIS

"I appreciate you being concerned but Levi is actually really nice to me so-"

"Stop right there Y/N, my whole world has been shattered," Petra leaned against a bookcase.

WE LOVE EACH OTHER ????

"He's just a little awkward he's really a nice perso-"

"She's delusional," Gabi sighed in exasperation.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS YOU'RE LIKE 12

"I thought you liked Levi?" I asked Petra.

i could've sworn-

"Oh he's fine, I just think that you're cute together," she hummed quietly. "Obviously my loyalty is to you first and foremost, I want you to be happy."

petra i am in love with you

breaking up w/ levi rn

petra and i can be a throuple with hanji

"I love you Petra-"

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

"I've wanted there to be a Duchess for so long," she sighed, beaming at me. "So I was really excited to hear that the Duke was getting married, and even happier when I got to know you."

PETRA IM GOING TO CRY

"Duke? Duchess?" Falco looked up from Hanji's sword.

OH SHOOT

"You-" Gabi gawked at me, pointing.

hi.....

"Don't faint," I murmured, looking warily at the two of them.

"IT MAKES SENSE NOW!" Gabi clapped her hands together, scaring all of us.

HELP ???

"WHAT DOES???"

"WHY YOU'RE STAYING WITH THAT MAN-"

HUH ???

"MONEY!"

THAT'S A BONUS

"It's because she loves him Gabi," Petra shook her head.

well and money a little bit

ALSO LOOKS

all of these things are important i am very superficial

"As if," Gabi burst into loud laughter.

"A kid like you wouldn't understand but the Duke and Duchess are very much in love."

it is true that the only reason i would put up with him is because of that

money only goes so far

and looks only take that a little further

"No way I'm going to believe that."

"Oh yeah?" The fire that had been extinguished in Petra suddenly lit up again, "the other night I was walking past the library to put out the lanterns in the hall an-"

"THAT'S ENOUGH-" I yelled, cutting her off.

I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH

"Shall we return home?" Hanji finally picked up on the vibe of the conversation and offered and out.

thank god-

"Duchess- she was a Duchess," Falco was having a crisis behind the counter.

"Just treat me normally-" I waved goodbye heading towards the door. "I'm indebted to you from last time anyway."

they're so cute <3

"Oh god, we did that to a Duke." He continued to mutter, not even looking up at us as we left.

"Yeah, so what? He deserved it," Gabi grumbled, turning back to the shelves she was organizing.

well that was nice

"The walk back home should be quick," Petra linked arms with Hanji and I, beginning to lead us back down the winding streets.

hopefully levi will be back

Over the loud chatter and noise of the street the voice of a newspaper seller could be heard calling out a headline.

"THIS JUST IN- FIRST PRINCESS TEARS DUKE ACKERMAN AWAY FROM HIS PREGNANT WIFE!"

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legitimately can't remember petra and hanji talking a single time in aot but i think they wld be besties... lovers even <3

- AWEEEmi