"I'm not saying that your house is haunted but it's definitely haunted," I glanced around the large, mostly empty room.

I MEAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?????

THERE'S LIKE A MASSIVE MIRROR JUST STANDING IN THE CORNER

THE MOON IS REFLECTED IN IT AND EVERYTHING

"What, are you scared?" Levi taunted leading the way further into it.

MAN WHAT HAPPENED

A SECOND AGO I WAS THE ONE LEADING

INCREDIBLY RUDE OF HIM :/

"I bet you're the scared one- you're the one who didn't want to go in alone," I scoffed.

IM NOT SCARED

YEAH

IM REALLY NOT SCARED- BIG MIRRORS DON'T PHASE ME AT ALL

I AM IMMUNE TO COBWEBS AND LOW LIGHTING

I AM IMMUNE 2 BEING A SCAREDY CAT <33333

"A lot of people have died here," Levi said, completely deadpan.

PLEASE BE JOKING-

NOT EVEN BECAUSE IM SCARED ITS JUST-

INCREDIBLY DEPRESSING

"I didn't need to know that but thank you," I elbowed him walking towards the mirror.

I would make a sexy ghost.

"What are you even looking for?"

"Do I have to be looking for something? I'm just exploring your massive house," I paused taking in our moonlit reflections. "It's relaxing."

NOT THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND MR. I EAT SLEEP AND BREATHE PAPERWORK

"I don't think I've ever thought of it that way," Levi joined me, staring into the mirror, "weird."

WHAT

"Rude."

"Stupid."

"Ugly."

"Let's leave there isn't anything else in this room," Levi chickened out and headed towards the door.

AHAHAH COWARD CANT EVEN THINK OF INSULTS

WEAK

SMALL BABY MAN

"I'm only leaving because I know you'll be lonely if I don't not because I want to listen to you," I skipped past Levi back into the hall.

AND DEFINITELY NOT BC IT WAS GETTING BORING

I COULD STARE AT MYSELF FOR HOURS

AS YOU SHOULD <3

"Sure thing."

"Uh huh."

"You'll like this room," Levi gestured to the one across the hall from where we were.

That sounds mildly threatening

"Is this your freaky torture dungeon?"

THAT YOU DEFINITELY HAVE

"Who the fuck puts their dungeon on the second floor?"

SO YOU DONT DENY IT-

"I still don't trust you enough to go in first," I grumbled watching as Levi opened the door.

So I don't see anything weird but its also pitch black-

I DONT SMELL ANYTHING WEIRD EITHER???

SAFE ?

"Coward," Levi rolled his eyes leading the way in.

LOSER

"You're way too suspicious-"

Whoa

It's just a ?

Bedroom ?????

"Hurry up," Levi continued in.

WHAT ????

"It isn't a creepy dungeon but- I have no idea why you thought I would like this," I looked around.

It's just ??? A standard ??? Bedroom ???

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

AAAAA

"Whatever you're thinking it's not happening," Levi made his way to a smaller door off to the side, unlocking it.

SO IS THIS THE WAY TO YOUR DUNGEON ???

"This is terrifying."

I'm following anyway.

"What the fuck do you think I'm going to do to you?"

Oh idk murder ?

"I acknowledge the fact that you're 5'3 and could probably break every bone in my body-"

That's a risk I took when I brought this up in the first place

Just staying cautious

safety is key <3

"Keep up," Levi brushed off my comment, leading me even further down the dark hall.

WHERE ARE WE GOING

I'LL BE LEGITIMATELY DISAPPOINTED IF THIS DOESN'T LEAD TO A DUNGEON

IT'S SO DRAMATIC AND OVER THE TOP

"You're 100% sure we're not going to end up in a prison?"

Levi rolled his eyes in response.

calm down y/n ur just walking down a hidden passageway- nothing weird about that

YEAH SURE ://

IT'S MY RIGHT TO FREAK OUT

"Where do the doors go?" I asked glancing to my left at the occasional door.

Well-

probably 2 other rooms

yeah that was a stupid idea-

"Other rooms in this wing- mostly guest rooms but there's a library," Levi came to an abrupt stop.

Wow thank you for telling me about your weirdo secret hallway.

It's not even that secret the door was super obvious-

WAIT BETTER QUESTION- HE SAID THAT I WOULD LIKE WHATEVER HE'S SHOWING ME RIGHT?

YEAH HE DID

SO WHY DIDN'T HE TAKE ME HERE ORIGINALLY???

HUH-

AND WHY IS HIS WEIRD HALLWAY ONLY ON ONE SIDE

LEFT SIDE OF THE MAIN HALL PRIVILEGE

):

ANOTHER QUESTION

OK ???

WHY THE HELL DOES THIS 'SECRET HALLWAY' HAVE WINDOWS-

YOU'RE RIGHT-

DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF IT BEING SECRET

WOW AWFUL PLANNING

"You first," Levi opened a door to the outside, cold air hitting my face.

Wow

"Do you want me to jump off of the second floor?" I glanced at him, confused.

LEVI IS ADVOCATING 4 MY DEATH

"Open your eyes brat," Levi nudged me forward.

ok there's a balcony

"You wanted to show me the outdoors?" I stepped outside, the cool night breeze causing me to tense up.

He wants me to die of hypothermia

That's an overreaction-

When am I not overreacting

"We can go back in if you're going to complain," Levi huffed, joining me outside.

NONO

"Thank you Levi," I hummed, taking in the moonlit landscape.

"I figured you were the type to like scenic shit like this," Levi brushed off my comment.

Yeah I am

Thank you for remembering.

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- amiii