"How did you know about this?" I asked, trying to start up idle conversation.

THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION

"It's my house," Levi muttered, nudging me in the side.

YOU CAN JUST ASK IF YOU WANT ME TO READ

"It's mine too," I grumbled, making room at the railing.

It's so peaceful.

"Right," Levi paused, gazing out over the moonlit landscape in deep thought. "You can have this," he held out the key he had used earlier to unlock the door, pocketing the heavy key chain.

Really ?

"You're not going to need to use it?"

"I can have another made- I never come out here anyway, it's going to be more useful to someone like you." Levi folded my fingers around the key, pushing them back towards me.

Trust?

"Thank you."

"Don't mention it."

"Are you tired now?" Levi glanced over at me.

Nope ! Not at all ! If anything I feel more awake now that we've been outside !

"Not really? Are you?" I questioned.

I mean probably- can you see those eye bags?

"I have more work to do after this," Levi brushed off my question, standing up and stretching.

Leaving already?

"You're tired, go to bed," I frowned, stepping away from the railing.

Real men go to sleep on a normal schedule <3

"I was doing work when you came and pulled me out," Levi continued to deflect.

"I know you have work but you also have enough money to take an off day," I sighed, "I also don't want to be the one who goes to sleep first, that's a loser move."

TRUE !! NOTHING BUT FACTS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD !!

"If you're lonely you can just say it Y/N," Levi let out a short sharp laugh.

???

I MEAN YEAH I'M LONELY MOST OF THE TIME BUT-

WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT MADE YOU THINK THAT-

"I think you're the lonely one Levi."

And I mean that in the most insulting way possible.

"Fuck you Y/N."

"WOW STRONG LANGUAGE! DID I HIT A NERVE?"

Anyway, when did he get this comfortable?

When did I get this comfortable?

.2 seconds ago- idk if you've noticed but your mood changes at random

"Goodnight Y/N," Levi waved heading off towards the exit.

"YOU'RE JUST LEAVING ME???"

"Go to bed when you get tired."

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SIT OUT HERE WITH ME???" I ran to catch up with him.

BETRAYAL

WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT

WTF WHY DO NONE OF OUR MOMENTS LAST-

"Do you want me to?" Levi stopped in his tracks.

YEAH ????? VERY MUCH SO

"Of course I do," I sighed, catching up to him.

OBVIOUSLY- YOU BROUGHT ME ALL THE WAY HERE ? AND NOW YOU'RE LEAVING ?

"Goodnight Y/N," Levi smiled before turning on his heel and continuing down the hall back towards his office.

I HATE YOU

"Go to bed Levi!" I called after him, watching his back as he walked away.

Why did he leave that fast anyway?

I should go to bed- it's not like I have anything fun to do now anyway.

Lock the door first-

The key felt warm in my hand, as I pulled the door shut and locked it.

Levi was being stingy as hell when he decided to give me only one key.

DID YOU SEE THAT KEYRING ???

MASSIVE

HOW DOES IT EVEN FIT IN HIS POCKETS

HIS POCKETS MUST BE DOUBLE LINED-

YEAH NORMAL POCKETS WONT WORK IT'LL JUST BREAK-

OK ANOTHER QUESTION !

YOU GO QUEEN !

WHERE DO ALL THOSE KEYS GO TO???

AAA YOU'RE RIGHT

THE DUNGEON

YEAH HIS FREAKY TORTURE CHAMBER

BUT LIKE-

THE REST OF THEM???

PROBABLY A TOMB

AAAAA I BET YOU'RE RIGHT

DO YOU THINK THAT HIS FAMILY GRAVE IS BIG ???

OH PROBABLY

YOU THINK WHEN I DIE ILL GO THERE ???

PROBABLY !!!

WAIT-

*WAITING*

DO YOU ???? DO YOU THINK THAT ILL MEET HIS GHOST PARENTS ???? WILL THEY LIKE ME ???

TOTALLY ! YOU'RE YOU !

I AM SCARED BECAUSE I'M ME

THIS IS-

AWFUL ? A LOT ?

YEAH IM OVERTHINKING NOW

HHHH

"That was the Duke right?" A female voice interrupted my train of thought.

Oh no- I'm going to get caught

WAIT

???

THIS IS YOUR HOUSE

OK YOU'RE RIGHT !

"I wonder why he was in that hallway-" a second voice joined the conversation. "There's nothing down there but guest rooms."

AHAHA YOU THOUGHT-

YEAH THERE'S A REALLY POORLY HIDDEN SECRET PASSAGEWAY

YUP ! A PASSAGEWAY THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE AND MAKES IT SO THE ROOMS NEXT TO IT DON'T HAVE ANY WINDOWS

A STUPID PASSAGEWAY

VERY

"He must've been getting something from the library," the first voice muttered.

THERE'S A LIBRARY ???

IS THAT THE ROOM WITHOUT WINDOWS ???

WOWOWOW

"Really?"

Ok you should get out there now-

"Avoiding the Duchess?" The two of them broke out into muffled laughter.

Ouch-

"Seriously you're going to get us both in trouble."

If one of them is the mole I won't be surprised <3

"Just said what was on your mind."

You know they seem like good friends though-

THEY'RE BULLYING YOU

MUTUAL ENEMIES ARE NECESSARY FOR A SOLID FRIENDSHIP

YOU'RE STUPID

AGREED

I stepped out of the room, glancing down the hall at the two maids.

Caught in the act :/

The two of them noticed me and before I could even open my mouth to speak, darted down the hall back towards the maid's quarters.

So much for showing my dominance </3

Do you think Levi has haters?

Definitely- but he has a lot of admirers as well-

Not that I think that it'll happen but- if he does end up falling in love with someone like the first princess what are you going to do?

It's Levi-

You don't know him that well- even if he's warming up to you.

You're right but I'll be fine either way- he's obligated to provide for me even after we divorce it's in the contract.

Are you ok with it?

I don't even know what I feel about him-

Are you ok with it?

No.

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SCARY Y/N IS COMING BACK <333

- AMEEEE