"Where are you taking me?" I pestered running after Levi.

I KINDA WANTED TO TALK TO ISABEL A LITTLE BIT MORE ):<

"You said you needed to get work done- follow me," he took the stack of books I was holding off of me.

Oh! Thank you <3

"I thought we were going somewhere romantic," I grumbled quietly to myself.

I mean like the last time you were like- 'follow me y/n' 'i need to show you something y/n' it was semi-romantic

"Why would I do that?"

should I repeat myself ???

yeah

I mean like the last time you were like- 'follow me y/n' 'i need to show you something y/n' it was semi-romantic

"Because you care ????"

OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ???

"Our marriage is contractual, I hope you know that," Levi let out a long sigh, nearing his office door.

UGHIE YEAH YEAH I KNOW WHATEVER <3 WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE YOU ANYWAY LOSER

"You don't have to be dating in order 2 care :/ but I'm not opposed to any flash confessions if you ever feel like it <333"

SO FEEL FREE <3333

"You take your friends to romantic places?" Levi chuckled opening the office door, leading me in.

SURE !

"Of course <3 friends should be treated well."

I'm tired of you so I'm considering moving you from bestie to mortal enemy

"In that case- as your friend I've got something for you," he came up from behind me covering my eyes.

HUHH ????

"I thought we were supposed to do work? Isn't it a bit weird of you to be playing around like this?

I MEAN ITS INCREDIBLY OUT OF CHARACTER :///

"Hold on- shit," Levi cursed fumbling with something for a minute, his hand moving to give me a glimpse.

IT'S JUST HIS OFFICE ???

I HOPE THE GIFT IS COOL <333

ALWAYS EXPECT EXPENSIVE THINGS FROM RICH PEOPLE

"What did you get me??? I'm excited now."

"What the fuck did Farlan put on it," Levi let out a long sigh, "whatever open your eyes now."

I CAN'T YOU'RE COVERING THEM-

"They're open but I still don't see anything-"

"Shit," Levi moved his hands away from my eyes.

AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT

"So where is it?" I looked around for his gift.

IS THERE NOTHING ???

DISAPPOINTING

):<<<<

"Right in front of you idiot-" he gestured to a desk a bouquet of white carnations standing in a glass vase.

You got me flowers?

Wait what did Farlan do to them ???

IS IT POISONED????

"What did Farlan do to the flowers?" I muttered scratching the side of my head.

WHAT IS GOING ON

"Farlan put the flowers there- that's what he did."

You took me here to???

"Wait why are you showing me something that Farlan got me? I thought you were giving me a gift ???"

"The desk Y/N."

OH- THE DESK

"THE DESK! THAT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE-"

BUT WHY ????

"I mean thank you but I don't understand-"

ITS VERY NICE

"You have work to do- I'm not going to let you do it all in the library," he paused. "What would the first princess think?" He let out a low chuckle.

Well it's nice- thank you

"You put it in your office?"

"Yeah- is there a problem with that?"

"I thought you would be the one to have an issue with it- I mean I thought that you thought I was annoying?"

"I don't."

"Oh."

"Oh."

Well that's awkward

"You really don't mind?" I walked around to the side, opening the drawers.

WOW FANCY.

"Why the fuck would I put you in here if I couldn't stand you?"

"To spy on me?"

IDK I JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD

"Bold of you to assume I don't already have people watching you," Levi flipped me off moving the flowers to his desk.

WHAT

YOU'RE TAKING MY FLOWERS???

SCREAMING AND CRYING

"THAT'S CREEPY! GIVE ME BACK MY FLOWERS!"

"That's for assuming I would do shit like that," Levi grumbled, refusing to hand back my flowers. "What would you even be doing? Why would I be paranoid about someone like you."

IDK YOU SOUND PARANOID NOW THOUGH

"Wait until I kill you- you won't be laughing at me then," I paused scowling at him. "Give me back my flowers- Farlan gave them to me not you."

THEY'RE MINE ):<

"If someone took the desk would you have this reaction?"

"WHO IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO STEAL A DESK FROM YOUR HEAVILY GUARDED STUDY?? WHY WOULD THEY EVEN TAKE IT??? IT'S STUPID HEAVY AS WELL. "

A STUPID HYPOTHETICAL

"Answer the question Y/N."

"You would just buy me a new one right?"

"In this situation? No."

"You suck then, give me back my flowers," I reached out for them again.

"You're shit at answering questions."

"You're shit at being a husband :/"

"And you're a good wife?

"The absolute best <3"

"I would be upset if someone took away the desk yeah," I trailed off avoiding eye contact with Levi.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION

IT'S EMBARRASSING

HHH THIS IS SUPER AWKWARD NOW ://///

"Take your flowers back."

THAT'S ALL IT TOOK ???

WHAT ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING ???

THAT'S SO STUPID :/

"Why are you being so difficult- it's out of character," I frowned, moving the carnations back to my desk.

I mean obviously, it means a lot that you got me something- no need to be so grumpy about it.

"Go get work done," Levi gestured to the stack of papers sitting at the edge of my desk.

STOP AVOIDING MY QUESTIONS-

YOU LITERALLY CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME NOT ANSWERING THINGS WHEN YOU'RE LIKE THIS

YOU'RE WORSE

"No- answer my question," I mocked, sitting in his seat.

"Move."

"nOT uNTil yOu ANSwEr ME!"

"I'm not being difficult- I just wanted to know how you felt about it."

"Well you could've just asked if I liked it or not- you didn't have to steal my flowers."

ALL OF THIS SCREAMS ONLY CHILD

"Farlan's flowers."

"WHICH HE GAVE TO ME."

"Whatever."

"I'm going to ask someone to move the desk out of here, I don't want to sit with you anymore."

"Really?" For a second he almost looked concerned.

"No," I murmured after a long pause. "What would the first princess think?"

I like the company.

"I wonder," Levi hummed, the awkward silence that had been hanging over us finally becoming comfortable again.

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- ami