"Y/N-"

im sleeping <3

"You look like a hot mess- not even a hot one, just a mess," Levi grumbled.

WHAT

"I LOOK AMAZING! IVE LITERALLY NEVER HAD AN OFF DAY- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" I shot up in bed almost whacking my forehead against his.

WTF I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT .

I MEAN I KNOW YOU LOVE ME FOR MY MIND AND MY HOT SEXY PERSONALITY BUT

YOU CAN ADMIT THAT I'M ATTRACTIVE..... I WELCOME IT

"Good morning to you too," Levi chuckled leaning back in bed.

it's so early-

"Well- I've seen you so you can leave now <5" I frowned, leaning into his side.

goodbye loser <3

"Bye shithead," he rolled his eyes, pulling me closer.

"While you're gone I'm going to undermine all of your influence and runaway with one of your maids <3"

"You won't."

"I will <3"

"And when I come back?"

"Maybe I'll consider letting you back into your own house <3 you'll have to be nice to me- if you have presents it might make me a little more inclined to let you in <8"

yeah im a golddigger so what

"If you insist."

IF YOU'RE COMPLIANT LIKE THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD .

"You don't need to get me anything- but I will be taking over while you're gone-" I rambled.

"Well don't kill anyone," Levi pushed himself out of bed, walking over to the closet.

oh no! my master plan </3

"Not even if someone was about to kill me?"

YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT TO ME LEVI

I WILL BECOME A 5TH GRADER

I ALREADY HAVE BARELY THE MATURITY OF A PREPUBESCENT BOY WHO IS 'MATURE FOR HIS AGE'

I LAUGH AT POTTY HUMOR

.....

"If someone is being an asshole to you-" he paused, taking a moment to look me over, "well you probably deserve it."

WTF WTF

"I can't believe I'm getting divorced after half a year <3 what a shame-"

"I'm not funding your life with Hanji," Levi pulled a freshly pressed white shirt from a drawer.

UHM

"Just wait until I let people know about your homophobia." I muttered under my breath, rolling over to face the ceiling.

"Choke."

no u ://////

"Go on your trip and think about what you've done."

I MEAN IT

"I'll write about how much I've grown," he muttered sarcastically, walking into a side room to change.

ill look forward to it <3

"I'll write back with pointers- consider it an act of devotion."

I truly am just the most generous and charitable person I know

"What did I do to deserve you?"

A QUESTION I ASK MYSELF DAILY

WHAT DID YOU DO ??

BAFFLING

"You must have saved thousands of children in a past life or something-"

"You were probably a saint- you've fallen from grace," Levi walked back into the room, adjusting his cravat.

WTF .

"I'M STILL A WONDERFUL PERSON-"

"Debatable."

"BUT YOU JUST SAID THAT-"

"My wife is shit at most things."

WTF WTF WTF

"JUST LEAVE- I DON'T NEED YOU HERE ANYMORE! I TAKE EVERY NICE THING IVE SAID ABOUT YOU BACK :/"

YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON IVE MET

I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU

WHY DID I MARRY SOMEONE LIKE THIS .....

money and appearances <3

WELL TRUE BUT IS IT EVEN WORTH IT ??

"Goodbye then," he rolled his eyes, exiting the room.

WHAT ??

JUST LIKE THAT ??

IT'S HYPOCRITICAL OF ME TO WANT YOU TO COME BACK AFTER I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE BUT :////////

"Wait Levi-" I called out watching as the door shut behind him, I sat in bed staring at the wall in disbelief.

...

"You're seriously just going to leave without giving me a proper goodbye?" I grumbled, pulling on a thin coverup as I shuffled out of bed.

AND HES MAKING ME GO OUT IN MY PAJAMAS?

stop being dramatic y/n you want to see him-

ofc i want to see him but that doesn't mean i have to forfeit my personality <3

"I would've thought that you would sit in there for at least a minute longer," Levi greeted me as I stepped out into the hall, an overconfident grin plastered onto his features.

i should've stayed in .

"I'm just that nice of a person," I grabbed his hand, pulling him towards the door, "come on."

its a question of whether or not you deserve it

"Sure," the two of us reached the top of the staircase leading down to the front room of the house.

i guess- this is it

"Don't die-" I frowned, "I might kill you if you die." We reached the bottom of the stairs, a few of the guards stood off to the side waiting for Levi.

"You wouldn't be able to do shit against my ghost," he chuckled- pulling on a jacket, the Ackerman crest proudly displayed over the heart.

handsome-

"I would destroy your ghost, don't underestimate me."

"I'll haunt you until you're able to do something- not that I think you'd be able to."

"Sounds like you're planning to die," I muttered, punching him lightly.

THAT'S NOT ALLOWED.

NO DYING .

WE JUST STARTED BEING AN ACTUAL COUPLE

"I'm not going to die Y/N, don't think about shit like that," Levi's voice dropped slightly, "and if I do you can try your hardest to kill my ghost."

OH THATS A PROMISE

I WILL DESTROY IT

DONT UNDERESTIMATE ME

"Duke Ackerman, everything is ready," Eld, one of Levi's knights from earlier, walked up to us.

i guess this really is it-

"I promise to write," Levi walked outside, I trailed behind stopping with him on the front stoop.

you'd better

"I'll miss you," I hummed, my eyes trained on the ground in between us.

"Hey- Y/N," his hand pushed my chin up, forcing me to maintain eye contact.

"What?"

"Stay safe," he turned on his heel heading down the driveway, the warmth of his fingers on my skin quickly receding.

"Hey, Levi!" I shouted, he stopped in his tracks turning to face me halfway to the carriage. "I love you asshole!"

"I love you too idiot," he quickly turned and entered the carriage but not before I caught a glimpse of an uncharacteristically large smile on his features.

ok y/n

it's time to get to work

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watching ppl catch up is so fun and also makes me feel so bad 4 the ppl who have been here since day one and had to wait for weekly updates instead of binging it in a few days LSADH

ilu guys!

- ami