"He really did that?" Levi groaned, the two of us laid in bed- idly chatting to unwind.

"Of course he did that-" I sighed, moving to interlace our fingers.

"Typical," he hummed squeezing my hand, "hey-"

"Hey what?"

"Hey I'm sorry."

"For what asshole?"

"For being an asshole."

"Took you long enough," a moment of silence fell between the two of us. "I don't hate you- so stop being all apologetic it's weird."

i the opposite of hate you .

"I mean it- it's not my fault that Eren showed up while I was gone but it was shit that it happened like that. I wish that this could be easier for you," he paused, cursing under his breath. "Enough with the sappy shit, you're stuck with me- everyone else will just have to deal with it I'll stop apologizing."

it's better like that

"So? What's our plan?"

"Plan? Let's go the fuck to sleep first."

NO .

YOU KEEP ON DOING THIS .

LET'S DISCUSS THE FUTURE

"Stay awake- or I divorce you."

"Goodnight."

"Goodbye," I sat up- moving to get out of bed.

"Bye forever," Levi yawned, pulling the blankets towards him.

"Leaving to go join Eren-" I waved, stepping for the door.

MIKASA HERE I COME

will u love me now that i've given up my husband (:

please ??

"I'm cold," Levi complained as I reached for the door.

OK ??? YOU LEFT ME ALONE FOR TWO MONTHS

never letting that go

even though he apologized or whatever . i need whatever leverage i can get when it comes to our petty arguments

"And? Who's fault is that?"

"Yours."

"Asshole."

"Mhmm," he grumbled, shifting in bed again. "Come back, break up with me in the morning."

....

"What's in it for me?"

"We can plan- I don't understand why you're waiting until we're about to sleep to ask about that," Levi let out a long sigh, shifting comfortably as I climbed back into bed.

"Alright then," I hummed, sticking my hands- cold from the metal door handle up Levi's shirt.

"WHAT THE FUCK Y/N."

"IT'S YOUR FAULT"

"YOU-" he jerked away from me, pulling my hands away by the wrist, as I squirmed underneath his grip.

"(:"

"Goodnight."

"NOOO- COME ON WE SHOULD PLAN- IM SORRY"

"I take back every apology-"

"Whatever- I don't need your apologies- we need a plan."

"They won't leave us alone," Levi sighed, releasing my wrists from his grasp.

i mean-

i wouldn't say that's certain

murder is always an option

"Not unless we give them a good reason not to-" I frowned, "Eren wouldn't listen to me at all but he might give you more of a chance."

i can sleep it off all the stress while you work <333

"I doubt it- he's listening to the first princess and she's not interested in hearing from either of us."

ok so maybe murder should be our first option

"I think that you could get through to him," I paused mulling over my thoughts. "It seemed to me like he looks up to you, at the very least he thinks that what he's doing is helping you."

so there's a chance that if you're able to convince him otherwise-

it doesn't work when i say it

because he's already convinced that im manipulating levi somehow

listen if i rlly was a master manipulator i would go after someone taller

AND NICER . LEVI IS RUDE . IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH BEING IN LOVE W/ HIM .

"And what will you be doing?"

"Uh- sleeping? Reading maybe-"

"You deal with his attendants."

"Why do you hate me?"

"It's called love."

"I'm just a useless female- why are you making me do things?"

"Sexism Y/N?"

"ONLY WHEN IT SERVES MY INTERESTS ://///"

"You'll be fine, it's not like it'll be that difficult- besides convincing them is just as important. They're going to go back to the capitol and talk to palace staff- Eren will go back and talk to maybe three people."

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

THEY HATE ME

also ... did u just call eren friendless ....

"Mikasa hates my guts and I find her too attractive to say anything about it-"

I HAVE A MUCH EASIER TIME FIGHTING WITH EREN

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO IMPRESS HIM

MIKASA IS HOT ..

"The knight?"

"Yeah-"

"You're just attracted to anyone stronger than you."

WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT

"And? I wasn't attracted to you at first so what does that say about you?"

it was all for the money <3

"Unfaithful," he muttered under his breath, "remember who's funding your retirement with Hanji."

AT LEAST YOU KNOW

"I'll try to talk to Eren's staff but no promises."

"I'm not expecting much of you."

evil man

"Watch your back."

"I'm terrified," Levi replied dryly.

"You should be."

"You know," he spoke up after a moment, "once we're through all of this shit we should get married."

...

"We are married."

"Officially- we never had a wedding."

oh

"You want a wedding?"

i can't imagine him being very happy at any sort of party

and he just looks constipated when he's uncomfortable

i don't want to kiss him when he looks like that .

"You don't?"

"No- well- I do it's just that," I frowned. "Wouldn't you be uncomfortable?"

I glanced over at Levi, watching as he thought about it- his face contorting in disgust.

"We'll limit it to 30 guests."

"Do we even have 30 people we like?"

PRETTY SURE I CAN COUNT EVERYONE ON MY HANDS

"15 guests."

"Alright then."

i'll look forward to it

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sometimes i write the flower for the chapter title and just ???? WHY IS THAT A REAL FLOWER ?? LIKE THE ONE FOR THIS CHAPTER IS PRETTY BUT WHY THAT NAME ?

- AHHHmi