"What the fuck-" I woke up to the sound of Levi cursing.

good to know that everything is normal

"Morning," I muttered my reply- pushing myself up out of bed.

"What even-" Levi continued to mutter to himself, unaware that I had woken up.

ok neglect your wife .

"What's your problem?" I hummed- hugging him from behind.

OH!

"I got that for you," I glanced over his shoulder at the article of clothing he was currently throwing curses at.

I THINK IT LOOKS NICE

"You got this for me?" Levi glanced at me and then back at the shirt.

YEAH ???

"With your money-"

"With my money."

do you not like it?

"I got a dress that matches-" I let go of him, walking towards the closet to pull out the dress in question. It was long-sleeved and navy blue in the colors of the Ackerman crest. Silver details framed the chest and the ends of the sleeves featured similarly silver lace details. "I thought it would be cute if we matched-" my words trailed off.

i guess that's something that he wouldn't want to do-

"Sorry is that-"

"How the fuck do I get this on-" Levi cut me off- uncharacteristic confusion written on his face.

WHAT

"You can't put on a shirt?"

"I can put on a shirt, I just can't put on this shirt."

uhm .

MY HUSBAND IS A BIG BABY

EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH LOL LMAO XD CRYING LAUGHING EMOJI

"Don't laugh," Levi glanced over at me as if reading my mind.

SORRY BUT .

"Maybe if I tell the first princess you can't dress yourself she'll leave us alone."

LITERALLY, WHY WAS I EVER INTIMIDATED BY A PERSON WHO CAN'T PUT ON A SHIRT

"Most of my partners are more concerned about taking off my clothes," his tone changed slightly as he rolled his eyes.

...

what partners ....

as if anyone else would approach you ...

"Well, tell all the women you're sleeping with that you can't put on a shirt."

"I CAN PUT ON CLOTHES."

"I'LL BELIEVE YOU WHEN I SEE IT."

"I'VE WORN CLOTHES IN FRONT OF YOU BEFORE."

"YOU CAN'T PUT ON CLOTHES- YOU'RE CONSTANTLY GRUMPY- YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A TODDLER."

"GO BACK TO SLEEP."

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WOKE ME UP!"

"JUST-"

"Excuse me," Kuchel stepped into the room- shooting both of us a withering look. "Levi- be nicer to her."

"Suck it," I muttered under my breath, sticking my tongue out at Levi, mocking.

"And Y/N-" Now it was Levi's turn to mock me as Kuchel continued to speak. "He just came home stop fighting."

IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE MAKES HIMSELF AN EASY TARGET

"Dearest husband would you like help putting on your clothes?" I dramatically turned to Levi taking the shirt from his hands.

stupid fights are our love language </3

"From you?" He paused, pretending to think about it, "Kuchel does it better."

WTF ...

I'M SURE SHE DOES BUT

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY 'YES DEAREST WIFE <333 HELP ME'

"Levi-" Kuchel muttered, taking the shirt from my hands anyway.

NO ONE LOVES ME ...

I LOVE YOU

SOMETIMES SELF-LOVE ISN'T ENOUGH BABE .

"Betrayal-"

"You're being dramatic."

"I can't believe you don't love me-" I groaned, flopping back into bed.

"You're the one who laughed at me in the first place."

"If you hated me you could've just said-"

"Calm down."

"I can't believe I had to find out like this-" My words felt choked in my throat. "Levi you're-"

"Putting on a shirt."

"CHEATING ON ME."

"Sure thing-"

"You aren't even denying it!" I gasped breaking into fake sobs.

"You're a bad actor."

"I'm not acting, I'm genuinely distraught- to think that my husband who I love so much could be-" I frowned, burying my face into the pillows. "I can't even say it."

"All done," Kuchel muttered.

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE- IS IT AS GOOD AS I IMAGINED ??

"Oh let me see-" I sat up, leaning forward in the bed.

"What happened to hating me?"

who says i stopped .

"On hiatus until the next time you say something mildly annoying."

"Well, does it live up to your expectations?" Levi turned around- fur-lined cape moving with him. A tight-fitting mock neck made up the under layer of the outfit- framed with a loose oversized cross between a robe, cape, and suit. Matching navy and silver details decorated the hem and a belt held it together framing his figure.

wow

"You're attractive-" I gaped- eyes glued to the way the mock neck hugged his body. "That's annoying."

"I know I am."

"That's even more annoying."

"Would you-" Levi's eyes trailed over to the dress, draped messily over a chair. "Stop making a mess and put it on would you?"

what a roundabout way of asking me to do something

"Get out of the room then you perv," I beamed- gesturing for Kuchel to help me.

"You get to stare at me but I don't get to stare at you?"

"Yup! #ObjectificationOfMen #girlpower."

"I'll look away," Levi took my spot on the bed as Kuchel led me behind a paneled room divider.

"You're still looking," I frowned- wrinkling my nose at him over the screen.

"You're completely hidden."

"Pervert."

Kuchel made quick work of the outfit- muttering something under her breath about needing to call Petra in if we really wanted to do anything with my hair.

ill let petra sleep in for once

"So? What do you think?" I asked, stepping out from behind the screen, spinning once to show off the outfit.

"You-"

"-It's alright I know I'm attractive don't force yourself."

"You're annoying."

"-ly attractive?"

"You're attractive, that's annoying."

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tried my best to give levi's outfit justice but i feel like i should post the picture again bc im pretty sure i butchered my description </3

ANYWAY IM ALL DONE MY COLLEGE APPLICATIONS <333 TYSM FOR ALL OF YOUR MESSAGES THEY MADE ME SMILE<33 i hope you're enjoying this as much as i enjoy writing it