"So- how did it go?" Hanji asked, falling into step next to me as I walked down the hall.

UHH SURPRISINGLY WELL

"Were you eavesdropping?" I laughed, "it went about as well as it could have- I think I'll be able to get closer to the two of them at the very least."

MIKASA WE WILL BE BESTIES

"It wasn't related to Eren?"

"It was- just- they seem to have different opinions about this whole situation and wanted to talk about them with me."

i learned that i don't like eren or the first princess

which wasn't exactly new information

but now i have even more reason to

"Oh," Hanji paused, a confused frown spreading over her features. "Really? Mikasa too?"

I KNOW RIGHT

armin has at least tried to be nice to me

but she really hasn't held back the fact that she doesn't like me

"I'm just that charming," I beamed, "I think it's because she cares about both Eren and Armin that she felt like saying something."

i highly doubt she suddenly decided to like me- just that she felt like eren was going too far and that he was making a mistake

armin may have said something out of concern for me but-

it's probably only natural for the two of them to be looking out for eren

"That makes sense- when I knew her in the palace it was something like that," Hanji murmured, "I'm glad it went well, I was a little worried for a second."

no one would want someone that they're familiar with to turn against them

"Let's just hope everything goes well when they tell Eren," I sighed as the two of us neared Levi's office doors.

i assume he hasn't left this place

he seriously needs to get out more

don't be vampire-ist y/n

omg im so sorry i didn't mean to-

it's ok babe just learn from your mistakes

"Speaking of Eren- I saw him pass by with Levi while I was waiting outside for you."

HUH

LEVI ??

WHY WOULD YOU SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THAT

"Do you know where they went?" I asked, pushing open the door only to be greeted by an empty room.

even farlan is out that's weird-

"I'm not sure, do you think he left a note or something?" Hanji started to look around at the desks, "maybe Farlan would know- I can go find him for you."

it's not a huge deal just-

i honestly feel bad for levi maybe i should go save him

he honestly might be more stressed than i am-

"If he's not busy that would be great- I'll go look for Levi on my own anyway."

someone has to rescue the damsel in distress

"I'll look for Farlan," Hanji nodded before exiting the room.

THANKS BABE

There are only a few rooms he would take Eren to.

there's also the chance that they're just walking around, if it's anything important it wouldn't be that

DON'T WORRY LEVI YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR IS GOING AFTER YOU

literally what would he do without me ??

I stepped out into the hall, beginning my search with the Library and all of its adjacent rooms.

this is nostalgic

when i first got here i used to get lost in this area all the time

you know what's even crazier??

??

levi has that huge keyring full of keys and i've only seen him open like one door with them .

IT WASN'T EVEN HIS FREAKY DUNGEON

YOU'RE RIGHT

I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACH OTHER

... HE DOESN'T LIKE ME ENOUGH TO SHOW ME WHERE IT IS

ASSHOLE

WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WON'T LET ME KNOW WHERE THE DUNGEON IS .

"The Duchess must be tired of all of this," I heard hushed whispers and scattered giggles coming from an empty room.

omg .. what am i tired of please share

"All of us are tired of this," another voice quipped back.

preach queen- idk what you're talking about but like <3 #girlmoment

"Be quiet before one of his staff hears you talking," a third voice scolded.

your secret is safe with me

"Oh who cares, I'm sure that they're just as fed up with the prince as we are," the first voice complained, earning a chorus of agreement from the rest of the people in the room.

"What are you doing?" Someone crept up behind me, whispering slowly in my ear.

WTF

"Y-" I opened my mouth to scream but was stopped by a heavy hand, quickly coming to cover my mouth, "MMPH."

ASSHOLE

"Shh," I looked up, meeting the eyes of the aforementioned asshole. "They're going to hear you if you keep on struggling, dumbass."

IM VAMPIRE-IST

"mmph."

"What are you doing here," my attacker (levi) let go of me, taking a few steps back before I could turn around to whack him.

your head is exactly in striking distance little man .

"I was looking for my husband," I glared at him, keeping my voice quiet in an attempt to not disturb the maids. "Ex-husband now."

"Didn't look like that to me," Levi scoffed, "it looked like you were eavesdropping on your ex-husband's staff."

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO ALONG WITH IT

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THROW A FIT

"oh no y/n! please come back to me <333 i love you and can't imagine a future without you </3 also im a vampire and ive been hiding my dungeon from you only because my coffin is in there )): i can take you right now if you'll take me back.... also bc ive told you my secret i'll be hunted by the rest of my kind but that's a sacrifice im willing to make for love ..."

THAT'S A LOT MORE LIKE IT

ill even let him throw in some cursing to make it more accurate

"That's crazy- I was simply passing by before some strange short, pale, weak-looking man came and attacked me."

THE HORROR

"And where did your attacker run off to?"

"It just so happens that my attacker is my ex-husband," I gasped in mock disgust.

"Should we go after him?"

"If I was him I would certainly start running," I grinned, beginning to move towards Levi, who continued to stay in place.

"What could you possibly do to me-"

"HANJI SOMEONE'S BEING MEAN TO ME!"

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return of the vampire joke <33

-AHAHAmi