"Seeya Levi!" Hanji and I waved him off from the living room.

"I would tell you to stay but I like Hanji more than quality time with you," I teased, slamming the door shut.

ITS ALSO NOT MY HOUSE <3

"Fuck you Y/N!" Levi shouted from the other side of the door, before his footsteps faded off into the night.

RUDE AND OVERLY AGGRESSIVE :/

"Y/N- lets do boring couple things when this is over," Hanji draped her arm over my shoulders.

"Nothing is boring with you," I teased back.

"GROSS!"

"YEAH I KNOW I'M SORRY I GOT EMBARRASSED THE SECOND AFTER I SAID IT!" I shrieked back, burying my head in a pillow.

GOD SERIOUSLY THAT WAS AWFUL

"It's ok if it's you," Hanji replied in a flirtatious voice.

AAA

"I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU!"

"SORRY- IM REGRETTING IT JUST AS MUCH AS YOU ARE," Hanji joined me burying her head in my shoulder.

THIS IS AWFUL

"What sort of boring couple things do you want to do?" I murmured after a long pause filled with silent screaming.

Walks at sunset? Baking? Video games?

"Maybe we could film some videos together, or stream a game?" Hanji offered up.

I don't think those are normal couple things-

"Isn't that just what we did before we started dating?"

EVEN THE THINGS IM THINKING ABOUT ????

IM PRETTY SURE THEY'RE JUST THINGS WE DID BEFORE

WE'RE HOPELESS.

"Wait you're right-"

"We could just think of new things to do," I frowned.

LIKE WHAT THOUGH

"Amusement park?"

"We went the summer after graduation."

"The beach?"

"That's always fun-"

"But we've done it a thousand times before," Hanji sighed.

It's almost like we were dating before we started dating-

"Remind me how long its been since we confessed?"

"Like a week?"

"So why does it feel like we've been doing this for five years?"

"Because we have?"

"There has to be something we haven't done-"

"Let's just face it- we've been dating for five years but have only just realized it."

"Nothing's really stopping us from doing it all over again," I hummed, reflecting on the past.

I really do have the best time when I'm with you.

As embarrassing as that is.

God-

"You're right," Hanji paused, "WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING AGAIN ???"

"ITS ALL YOUR FAULT-"

Nearly a year had passed since Hanji and I decided to start fake dating.

AND YET WE STILL DONT KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THE HATE ACCOUNT ???

"I'm not even stressed about it anymore I just want to know who it was-" I grumbled angrily stabbing at my food.

"You've moved, it's not like they're going to find you," Levi grumbled.

HHHH

YEAH I KNOW

REPORTING THE ACCOUNT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO BUT NOW ITS PUT ME IN A POSITION WHERE A YEAR LATER I DONT HAVE ANY ANSWERS

"Maybe I should just ask people if they have any ideas," I trailed off.

Where's Hanji anyway?

"It's been a year- you'll just start a witch hunt," Levi returned his attention to some textbook.

"Ooo! Genius prodigy Levi is studying!" Hanji entered the room holding a bag full of snacks, "hold on your fans are going to love this."

SHES HERE

"Send me some of those pictures?" I laughed moving over to the side so she could get pictures without me in them.

"Of course! Anyway what were you talking about?" Hanji placed a rough kiss on my forehead, joining us on the floor.

"Oh nothing just my insane stalker from last year <3"

"Oh fun, did someone come out and confess to be the account or something?"

"Nope :/ more like I want someone to come out and tell me everything."

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY-

"I was behind the hate account," Hanji turned towards me her expression dead serious.

"Are you sure?"

"Did you believe me?"

"Fuck no," Levi chimed in.

"You're a great actor but I don't think you went through the trouble of dming yourself <3"

Besides I messaged that account when you were right in front of me.

"Both of you suck," Hanji pouted.

DONT BE SAD

"I'm not going to pretend like I don't want to know but-" I glanced around the space.

I've bought a house, I live with the person I've loved since high school, my friends are pests but they care about me, and on top of that I have the cutest cat ever.

"I'll be happy as long as you're here."

"Y/N THAT'S EMBARRASSING!" A pillow came flying my way.

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i've spent all weekend worrying about ending this like this and yet this is all i've been able to make ): sorry if it's too open ended for your tastes

i love all of you so much and im so happy for the way that this story has been recieved <3 i really want to continue writing stuff 4 hanji and all my other queens. it might take a little bit for me 2 put something new out bc im kinda busy with school and want to take the time to flesh out my ymir fic some more but <3 IT WILL BE COMING

leave your ideas in the comments!

LOEV U GUYS <3 HANJI SUPREMACY

- ami