BagelsAndLettuce requested this... Hope you like it, 

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Anyways can I request a Keith x reader?It goes out like this:-Let's just say that Keith and y/n aren't friends. THEY ARE RIVALS. I MEAN LIKE THEY FIGHT EVERYTIME. THEY WONT STOP 24/7-I think Lance? He had a plan to make the two be friends by putting them inTO A SUPER DARK ROOM. -While Keith and y/n are in the room, yep they started to be mean at first but when y/n mentioned Lance's plan they were like "thats stupid." "i knOw!!"And then it turned out to be a nice fRIENDLY CONVERSATION.-They accidentally confessed they're feelings to each other.-They started to lean in for a kiss but then someone walked into the room and turned on the lights. IT WAS SHIRO. bOOM the kiss didn't happened! XD

You slashed at the gladiator, putting every ounce of you rage into your precise, power-filled blows.

Keith had no idea you liked him.  And being the rather tsundere child you were, you always had to pick a fight with him!

You really didn't try to.  But what if he found out that you liked him?  You'd be humiliated for the rest of your life.

No sir.  Nuh uh, not happening.  Besides, you did have to hide it from the rest of the members on the ship, because if any of them found out...

Allura and Pidge were scary, and they'd probably force you and Keith to get married regardless of what either of you wanted.

Lance would make fun of you.

Coran would probably go off into a long spiel about "Back in my day..." which would bore you to tears.

Shiro would probably give you knowing looks EVERY TIME Keith entered the same room as you and Shiro.

Hunk would be sympathetic, which would make you feel worse about Keith not liking you back.

And Keith...  You didn't want to think about it (but you did anyway).  Awkwardness, horrible silences, Keith most likely leaving the room and abandoning you to your feelings...

Yeah, not going to happen.

You let out one final huff, stabbing the gladiator in the neck with your kitchen knife.  What?  You didn't have a bayard, thanks to not being a paladin, and when you'd followed Keith's motorbike on your hoverboard (an actual, legitimate hoverboard that worked because of helicopter-type fans on the bottom - your genius friend, _That_One_ {A/N HAHA SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT NOW!!  Y'alls's go breaking my poor fourth wall, well NOW IT'S MY TURN!! *evil laughter*} had built it for you), you hadn't brought your taser.  The occasional intruder had broken into the Garrison, so you figured better safe than sorry.

"Ummm... Y/N, are you alright?  You kind of defeated the gladiator already..." Pidge said warily, poking her head into the training room.

Looking down, you saw the body of the gladiator...

...And the head was laying halfway across the room.

You turned around, grinning.  All sign of the turmoil inside of you was washed away, and you were as normal as ever.  "Yeah... I was just imagining the gladiator to be a Galra soldier."  You glanced down ruefully at the destroyed gladiator.  "I guess I kinda went too far..."

Pidge nodded, walking up to you and staring at the gladiator.  "So... You wanna just get Coran to fix the gladiator?"

You bobbed your head up and down in affirmation.  "Yes please.  You know I'm absolutely horrible at this mechanical stuff.  Hey, where's Lance?  I need to laugh.  Being so angry..."  You shivered.

Pidge snickered.  "I'm fairly sure I saw him in the kitchen on a food raid."

"Nice, food raid!  I haven't done one of those in a while, and I'm running low on my 'fangirl comfort food' stock.  Most likely because somebody-" you glared at Pidge "-decided to eat the entire thing."

Pidge smiled sheepishly.  "Well, I got hungry, was in your room, and I was reading sad one-shots!  It's not my fault!"

You shook your head at your friend and jogged out of the door.  "Well, food time!  Bye, Pidge!"

Pidge waved to you.  "Bye, Y/N!"  You thought you saw her grin evilly, but when you looked back for the last time, she was smiling normally.

When you reached the kitchen, Lance was just about to leave.  "LANCE!" you screeched, tackling him before he could step into the hallway through the other door.  "Hit me with a pick up line or two!  I need a good laugh!"

You and Lance were friends, mainly because when he first walked by you at lunch, he came back and said, "Do you believe in love at first sight?  Or do I need to walk by you again?" which had made you laugh hysterically throughout the rest of your day.

Lance occasionally used pick up lines on you, but they were usually only for fun.  When he did use serious pick up lines on you, it was either because A. He was trying to make another girl jealous or B. He was trying to make Keith get angry at him (Keith HATED it when Lance used pick up lines, he said that they were "annoying" and "immature").

Lance rolled his eyes, grinning at you.  "Sure, Y/N.  Alright.  Hey, kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist... Right?"

You snickered.  "They actually do exist on Planet 1-15.  So you can't use that line anymore - sorry!"  

"Aww, I was planning to use it on Pidge!"

Raising an eyebrow, you glared at Lance.  "What."

"Kidding, kidding!  We both know that if I did, I probably wouldn't make it 24 hours."  Lance shuddered, and you nodded your head, agreeing.  "Anyway, can you get offa me now?  I'm hungry!"

You rolled off of Lance, taking some of his food with you and popping it into your mouth.  "Thank you, Lance!  Buh-bye!" you yelped, shoving him into the hallway before he could realize that you'd just stolen some of his food.

You turned...

...And bumped into a surly-looking Keith.

"Get out of my way, Y/N," he growled, not looking at you.

You liked Keith.  You did.  Which is why you had to fight back.  Just because you liked him didn't mean that he got to step all over you!  And, well, y'know...

TSUNDERE.

"Keith, I didn't mean to bump into you.  Seriously, I didn't even hurt you."  You glared at him.

Keith scoffed.  "Sure.  Then why did you knock into me yesterday?   Really, Y/N, you need to be less klutzy."

You snarled at that.  "Klutzy.  That's how I defeated the gladiator with nothing but a stinking kitchen knife!"

"So that's where that knife went!  Hunk was bothering me for ages about not being able to find it.  Really, Y/N, at least try to remember that there are others on this ship."  Keith glared down at you, his gaze unwavering.

"You should do the same, Mr. Oh-I'm-So-Dark-And-Emo!  Seriously, the world doesn't revolve around you!  Just because you have a messy past and a nice emo-boy attitude doesn't mean that you're the king of the world!  I needed to train, alright?  It helps, so shut your stupid mouth and go eat a balloon!  NOW!"

Keith gave you a weird look.  "Eat... Did you just tell me to eat a balloon?"  He snorted.

You flushed, but didn't back down.  "Well, don't actually do it.  I still don't like you!  With all of your emo-boy this and emo-boy that, you're like that Tam kid from KOTLC!"

Confused, Keith asked, "Who now?"

Your face would've made Toni's tomatoes jealous.  "THAT'S NOT THE POINT!  The point was that... Darn you!  I can't remember why we're arguing!"

"Then why are we arguing?"

"It's our thing!  We argue because we do, and yeah!  Now let me get food and sleep!"  You shoved past Keith and opened the fridge, grabbing as much food as you could fit into your arms and storming down the hall to your room with the food.

TIME SKIP (You've kind of been brooding in your room this entire time - about an hour - and reading fanfictions) PIKS EMIT

Somebody knocked on your door, breaking you out of your fanfiction-reverie.  "Yeeeeessss?" you called warily, not quite sure who it was.

"Y/N...?" Lance called,  pausing in his knock.

"Lance?  Whaddya want?" you replied, still not in the mood for human/Altean interaction.

"Can I show you my pick up line wall?  I figured you might need it."

You nodded frantically.  "Yes, please!  I could use a gajillion good laughs right now, Lance.  Keith's being a poop."

Lance patted your head.  "That's alright, Y/N.  Now let's go see those lines!"

You followed Lance contentedly, like a dog following behind its master's horse.  Lance reached a darkened room and pointed inwards.  "There you go.  The light switch is in the middle of the room."

Taking a few steps inside of the room, you saw the sliver of light from the open door shut off.

Lance had closed the door.

"And stay there, Y/N!" he said, laughing maniacally.

"Lance, you jerk!  Lemme out!" you cried, gently kicking the door (not enough to hurt your toe).

"Sorry!  You and Keith just argue too much!  There's no way I'm dealing with you two bickering any longer!  You either learn to get along in here and come out or never get along and stay here forever!"

You snarled, stalking over to the center of the room.  You swatted the air above your head, hoping to find the light switch.

Instead of finding a chain or ribbon or anything of the "pull for light" sort, you knocked into a warm something.

Screeching, you lashed out with your fist.  The warm something let out the Roblox death sound as your fist connected with it's stomach.

...

Stomach...

The warm something was a human.

THE WARM SOMETHING WAS A KEITH KOGANE!!

Why else would Lance have told you and Keith to get along?!  WHAT IF YOU DID YOUR JOB AS A TSUNDERE TOO WELL!

"What the heck was that for, Y/N?!" Keith snapped at you, causing you to recoil before standing straighter than you had before and growling right back at him.

"How was I to know you weren't some creepy jerk who was looking for an innocent, defenseless young girl like me?  It's only natural to want to protect myself from... Well, scary old you!  With your grumpy old face and your stupid emo boy skinny jeans!"

They were cute on him, and him only.  You didn't think that even Lance could pull those jeans off.  But Keith didn't need to know that.

"Y/N, shut up!  I can't think of a way out of here!"

"Well, neither can I with all of your incessant blabbering!  Geez, people sometimes!  And it's all Lance's fault anyway!  Stupid jerk thinks that it's an okay idea to lock people in black rooms!"

"IT'S YOUR GET ALONG SHIRT!" Lance's voice came from the other side of the door.

"YOU BETTER BE GLAD I'M NOT LOVI!" you replied, seething.

Keith's confused voice appeared in the room.  "Who now?"

You rolled your eyes.  "Lovino Vargas, South Italy.  Duh.  You need to watch more anime, mullet!"

Keith glared at you.  You couldn't see it - it was dark in the room - but you could feel it.  The intensity of his gaze usually could make you blush by just thinking about it.  "Call me mullet again and die."

"It's Lance who deserves death!  He's the stupid boy who locked us in here!"

Keith growled.  "Okay, I don't agree with you on many things, but I agree with you on this."

"YOU AGREE WITH ME ON SOME THINGS?!" you shrieked, almost spazzing out.

"Um... Yeah? Keith responded, giving you a weird look.  "It's kind of hard not to, you're really smart."

You froze.  "SHUT UP YOU BAKA!  I'M NOT SMART THAT'S YOU YOU STUPID BAKA FOOL BOY!  NOW SHUT UP!"

And you froze again, realizing that you'd just told Keith one of the many embarrassing things you thought about him.  "... Ignore everything I just said.  Seriously, if you don't, I will find you.  I know where you sleep."

"I know where you sleep too, stalker."  You heard the rustle of clothes, and then Keith patted the ground next to him.  "Sit, stalker girl - we're probably going to be stuck here for ages."

You snarled, grudgingly sitting down.  "I'm not a stalker!  If I'm a stalker, then you're a stalker!  Besides, we were arguing about Lance!  He's stupid!"

Keith snickered.  "We were agreeing about Lance.  He is by far the dumbest person I've ever met."

You smirked.  "Excepting you, of course."

"That's not what you said earlier... Y/N?"

You blushed.  "Shut.  Up.  What?"

"Did you mean it?  That you're not smart?" Keith's voice sounded genuinely concerned.

You grimaced, seeing yourself through his eyes.  He probably thought you were some self-pitying, snobbish, stuck up brat who only thought about herself.  "Um, yeah.  Compared to the rest of everybody.  Yeah.  Um..."  Your voice stopped, and you hugged your knees.  Stupid self-pitying, self-centered brain.  Keith wouldn't have liked you anyway, though, so that was alright.

"You're plenty smart.  How else would've you snuck onto the blue lion?" Keith asked you, surprisingly gently.

"Luck.  I get by on dumb luck and the sheer will of other people.  Mainly Hunk - without him, I'd probably forget to eat."  You shivered.  "It's freezing in here!  Lance at least could've put a few heaters or blankets in here or something!"

Keith moved around for a second, and then his hand tapped your arm.  "Here.  Coat."

You almost screeched.  "But- you- coat!  I can't take this, dummy!  That's weird!"

Practically feeling Keith's eyeroll, you relented, grabbing the coat.  "Thanks."

"You're thanking me?  Thank you, Keith.  I still don't like you..."  I love you...

"It's nothing, really.  I just didn't want you to freeze.  That's just... I don't want you to freeze."

Deciding to tease him, you grinned evilly.  "Oh?~  And why ever not, Keith Kogane?~  I bet it's because Lance would never forgive you...~  And you're in LOVE with Lance McClain!~"

"What the heck, Y/N?!  I wouldn't love that stupid flirty jerk!  I love you!  Geez, get your facts straight!  'in love with Lance McClain,' like I could ever love him."  (A/N He actually had a HUGE crush on Lance at the Garrison, which is why he felt the need to CRUSH LANCE AT LITERALLY EVERYTHING!  Sadly for us Klance shippers, those feelings changed once he met you.)

"SHUT UP YOU STUPID BAKA, MAKING ME FEEL THINGS!  STAHP TOYING WITH MY FEELINGS!!"

Keith's breath caught, and you were on the verge of tears.  How long had he known that you'd liked him?!  And him telling you that he liked you... Not okay.  "Y/N... I love you.  I'm not toying with you, or your feelings.  I really, truly love you.  You're smart, funny, pretty, kind, and most of all,  you are undeniably you.  I don't have words to express how much I love you.  

"Stupid baka," you sniffed, furiously rubbing your face.  "I love you too.  But seriously, you don't like me.  You've been brainwashed by Pidge."

Keith chuckled sadly.  "No, I haven't been brainwashed by Pidge.  Maybe by you though."

You sniffed and grinned, feeling around for Keith's face.  "Nah.  You're sweet, but-"

Keith's breath was fanning your face, and you couldn't breathe.

You couldn't think.

You couldn't anything but sit there, hoping, and just as Keith was about to kiss you, the door to the room burst open.

"DADGUMMIT CHILDREN I WILL NOT ALLOW MY CHILDREN TO KISS!  IT WILL NOT HAPPEN!"

Pidge ran after Shiro, crying.  "I was recording it, Space Dad!  They were gonna kiss!!!"

You glanced at Keith's face and blushed.

Thank goodness he was blushing with you.

Let's just say that you weren't single for much longer.

BONUS:

Lance high-fived Pidge.  "I told you it would work!"

Pidge grudgingly smiled at Lance.  "And it did.  I'm pretty proud of you right now!"

Lance smirked.  "So am I.  Anyway... Have you seen Shiro since he found Keith and Y/N?"

"Um... No, actually - that's weird!  I hope Space Dad is okay..."

"Let's go find him, then!"

Lance and Pidge proceeded to check the entire ship for Shiro.

They eventually found him sitting at his computer, writing a Keith x Y/N fanfiction.

Pidge gasped, Lance laughed, and Shiro hissed at the sudden appearance of the bright hallway lights.  "SHIRO, HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DID YOU GET LAST NIGHT?!" Pidge screamed, snatching Shiro's stolen (from Pidge!) laptop and reassuring the laptop that it would live.

Shiro giggled before turning to Lance.  He had extremely dark circles under his eyes.  "N-none.  Keith and Y/N are getting married!~"

Lance yelped.  "ALLURA FIX SPACE DAD!"

Shiro ended up in a healing pod for a few hours, and Allura sighed every few minutes, facepalming and shaking her head.

He was worse than Pidge.

IT'S DONE!  IT'S FINALLY DONE!  I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!!

I hope you like it, 

I know it gets kinda bad at the end, but I tried (this took me about a week to write because I deleted ALL OF IT in the middle of the story XDD I do that quite a lot T-T I'm not too smart)

Anyway, EAT A BALLOON FOR ME!

(Don't- Don't actually do that.)

~That One