'Pathetic'

( An usual night at Eunbi's dorm, Yena is walking around in a oversize top and pant-less)(0)

Eunbi:

I can't bare this anymore. 

This is so toxic. YENAー!

Are you so broke that you don't have

the capability of affording some pants?!

Yena:

WHAT?! IT'S REALLY COMFORTABLE!

Eunbi:

It's weird that you're walking around like that!

Yena:

Not toxic. Not weird.

It's even considered 'healthy' in some ways.

Eunbi:

You're making me unhealthy.

Yena:

What?! Howー?

Eunbi:

I'm so stressed out when you're around.

Yena:

But whyー?

Eunbi:

Because you are not dressed properly!

Do you acknowledge there is something called 'Dress code' in this society?

Yena, are you even listening?!

Yena:

Unnie, you seems stressed.

Eunbi:

That's literally what I've just said!

Yena:

Unnie, you should try this sometimes

if you're stressed.

Eunbi:

Don't you feel ashamed?

Yena:

Why would I? I'm enjoying myself thoroughly~

But seriously speaking, think about it.

Hyewon: *eyes are still on the TV screen*

I don't think that's a good ideー

Eunbi:

Finally! Someone's bright today.

Hyewon: *smirks*

ーdidn't finish yet.

No one wants a 24 years old walking around

half naked in the house.

It's kindaー how should I put it?

Minju:

Odd?

Chaewon:

Weird?

Hyewon:

Nahhhhhhhhー

Yujin:

Unpleasant?

Hyewon:

Uuuuuuh~ You're getting closer. Keep on.

Eunbi:

You meant 'pathetic'?

Hyewon:

Exactly. How smart is our daengdaeng.(1)

Yujin:

Wasn't me. Unnie answer herself.

Yena: *sits beside Hyewon*

This is the most heart-broken conversation ever.

I. SHALL. NEVER. FORGET. THIS. DAY.

Minju & Chaewon: *crack up*

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

Eunbi:

I want to punch each of you real hard.

Especially you, KANG HYEWON.

Hyewon:

I didn't say anything~ You said it yourself~

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Yena: *grabs the console and join the game with Hyewon*

She's getting angry. Unnie is about to sulk.

Hyewon:

Am I gonna die?

Yena:

What? In game? We've just started!

Hyewon:

No. In real life.

Yena:

..................

Kwangbae, quick, write your will down now.

Can you write 'I will be leaving all the game

I've owned to my beloved Choi Yena'?

Hyewon:

NO. They will be buried right by my side.

I'll haunt you if you takes them away.

Minju & Chaewon: *looks at Yujin*

ㅎㅎㅎㅎ You guys ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

Eunbi unnie is so gonna bite the three of you.

Yujin:

What? Why included me? I didn't do anything.

It's Yena uunie and Kwangbae fault!

Eunbi: *glances deadly at Yujin*

Yeah I kinda heard the word 'unpleasant' earlier.

Yena:

Kidding! We were just messing around a bit.

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ I refuse violence!

Hyewon:

Yeahhhh anti-violence~ ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

Yena:

In these days, there has been plenty researches point out

the harmful effects of violent parenting. 

Butー it's okay not to know because wellー 

technology is really advanced nowadays

and it can be really hard of you to use them, unnie.

Yujin: *gives Yena a high five*

Ouchー! Well-said!

Minju:

You're so gonna be the best dissing rapper in history.

Chaewon:

I would totally recruit you if I was a CEO.

Eunbi:

Urghhhh you guys are so annoying.

I'm going!

Yujin:

To where?

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Hyewon:

Your room is here.

Eunbi:

SOMEWHERE THAT I WON'T HAVE TO SEE ALL OF YOU FOR THE NEXT HOURS.

Chaewon:

Eyyyyyyyyy~ Come on unnie. We were just joking~

Eunbi: *leaves*

Yena: *sighs*

Someone go get her first. I'm in the middle of a combat with Kwangbae.(2)

Chaewon:

Unnie! You're a duck or a chicken?!

Yena:

Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwakー

Yujin: *stands up*

I'll go and ease her. Urgh I'm more like a 99er than you are.

YOU GUYS OWE ME ONCE!

Hyewon:

Yay to our daengdaeng~ Good puppy~

(Yujin looks around the dorm. She finds Eunbi cowering in Minju's and her room)

Yujin: *walks in*

Knock knockー Ms. Bunny, are you there?

Eunbi: *keeps her eyes still on her phone*

You blind?

Yujin:

Savage.

Eunbi:

Thanks.

Yujin:

This room belongs Minju unnie and me.

Your room this over there. (3)

Eunbi: *pouts*

Yujin: *sighs*

Ms. Bunny ah~ Don't be angry~

You're ugly when you do~

Yujin: *sits beside Eunbi*

You do aware that you're the oldest, right?

Why do you always sulk?

Like, you're literally the 'Giant Baby' here, not Wonyoung.

Eunbi: *pouts*

But it's you guys who teased me!

Yujin: *warps her arm around Eunbi's shoulder*

You're such a spoil child.

Eunbi: *break out of Yujin's arm*

No~ You haven't been forgiven.

Yujin: *thinks*

Yujin:

Unnie~

I bet you would be super pretty and cute

when you're not having any pants on.

Yena & Hyewon: *walks in and shocked*

Eunbi: *chokes on air*

WHAT?! YAH, AHN YUJIN!

Do you know what you were saying?!

Yena & Hyewon: *burst out laughing*

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

Yujin: *looks around*

What?! What is it?!

Why are you screaming?!

And why are you laughing?!

Hyewon:

Imagine you are a boy and say that to a Eunbi unnie, a girl, here.

Yujin: *snapped*

Holy shiー

Eunbi: *goes red*

Yena:

ーOKAYYYYY. All that aside.

We're here to apologize to our precious unnie~

Eunbi: *growls*

Grrrr. You. Are. Not. Forgiven.

Yena: *opens her arms*

Awwwwww~ come here our big baby.

Eunbi: *grossed out*

Ew.

Yena & Hyewon: *push Yujin aside and embrace Eunbi*

Yujin:

HEYー!

Yena: *pinches Eunbi's cheeks*

Who's the crying baby here~?

We don't need another Minju, okay?

Eunbi: *fake sobbing*

Bーbbut you're the one

Hyewon: *puts her finger to Eunbi's lips*

Shhhhhhhhhhh

There there~

Yujin: *sudden*

I'm kinda hungry after all this.

Hyewon:

No. I'm hungry!

Unnie, make us some rameyeon~(4)

Eunbi: *unsmiling*

If this happens again, yall be eating trash next time.

Yena: *obediently nods*

Yesssssssss~

Eunbi:

Are you 'pleasant' now, Ahn Yujin?

Yujin:

But Chaewon unnie and Minu unnie

said 'odd' and 'weird' too.

Why do you only target me~?

Eunbi: *walks out of the room*

You will be eating air later.

Yujin: *runs after*

Unnie~

Eunbi: *grabs the apron*

Yujin: *pouts*

Unnie!

Eunbi: *ignores*

(After Eunbi finishes tyng the apron, two strong arms of Yujin suddenly wrap snugly around Eunbi's small and soft waist. Yujin huggles Eunbi so powerful that the apron's neck strap fall-off.)

Eunbi: *panics*

Daedaeng! What the hell?

Yujin: *whispers beside Eunbi's left ear*

Make me some too~

Eunbi: *shivers*

That's tickle, you idiot!

Yujin: *almost screams*

MAKE ME SOME TOO~

Eunbi:

Got it! So don't do either of those things again!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhー It really hurts my ears!

And get off! I have some cooking to do!

Yujin: *pats Eunbi's head*

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Good bunny!


(After that incidence, Eunbi's still being soft around a gang of devils and even feeds them frequently)

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(0) They mentioned on IZ*ONE Chu (season 1) that Yena actually does this in their dorm.

(1) Daedaeng: Yujin's nickname 

(2) Kwangbae: Hyewon's nickname

(3) In Eunbi's dorm there are two bedrooms. Yujin and Minju sleep in one separate bedroom and Eunbi, Yena, Chaewon, Hyewon sleep in the other bedroom. But according to the member it's still an open space since they  barely close the doors.

(4) Rameyeon: a kind of noodle.

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